Debriefing, A Navigator's Story
Jeff Evans
2006 Papa Bear Awards - Nominated
Best Original Character - Lt. Harold Nichols
2006 Papa Bear Awards - Nominated
Most Unique Story
2006 Papa Bear Awards - Nominated
Best Overall Story
This is the story of an
Allied flyer, shot down during a bombing run over Germany, who manages to be
sent back to England by the boys from Stalag 13. The story is told from the
flyer’s point of view, during his debriefing after returning to England.
The usual disclaimer applies.
I make no claims to the characters or events of the Hogan’s Heroes universe.
Enjoy!
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Lieutenant Harold Nichols sat on one side
of the table in the debriefing room. He poured himself a glass of water from
the pitcher that sat on the table and lit a cigarette, then settled back to
wait for the officer who would be debriefing him after his ordeal of the past
week.
The door opened and Nichols was surprised
to see a General walk into the room. He took a quick breath, which made him
choke on the cigarette smoke as he struggled to stand at attention. The General
just looked at him with a stern expression as he gave the best salute he could
while seemingly coughing his lungs out.
The General returned the salute and said,
“At ease. When you are finished choking to death, we can begin the debriefing.”
The General sat down and motioned for Nichols to do the same.
Nichols reached for his water glass and
took several large swallows, giving off slight coughs between each one.
Finally, the coughing fit subsided and he put his glass back on the table.
“Sorry, sir,” he croaked. “I wasn’t expecting to be debriefed by a General.”
The General arched his eyebrows slightly.
“You have a problem with Generals, Lieutenant Nichols?” he asked.
Nichols shook his head quickly. “Oh no,
sir,” he stammered. “It’s just that …”
The General waved him to silence. “Let’s
get started,” he said gruffly. “I have a lot to do today.”
Nichols nodded slightly. Why would a
General be debriefing flyers that were shot down? It’s not like we know any
classified military information. His thoughts were interrupted when the
General spoke again.
“Now then, Lieutenant,” the General said,
opening the folder that he had brought with him. “Tell me your story. You can
skip things like what squadron you were in and what your objective was when you
were shot down. I have all that here.” The General picked up his fountain pen.
“Start at the point where you knew you were going to have to bail out.”
Nichols nodded. “Yes, sir,” he said
nervously. He didn’t know why he felt nervous – he didn’t think he had done
anything wrong. But for some reason, the General’s demeanor made this seem more
like an interrogation than a debriefing. He reached for his water glass to take
another swallow before starting. Putting the glass back on the table, he
cleared his throat and began …
* * * * *
It
was a late afternoon run, and it was dark by the time we had dropped our load
on our objective and had begun to head back home. Then the Krauts ambushed us -
Messerschmitts, Junkers, too many of them to count. The gunners were doing
their best to discourage them from coming too close, but in spite of their
efforts, our plane was hit. It wasn't too bad, but our pilot, Captain
Samuelson, had a hard time keeping the plane at altitude. Pretty soon, we were
separated from the rest of the squadron, which I am sure made the Kraut fighter
pilots drool – a wounded duck, all alone, is a very tempting target.
We
were hit again and this time the plane began a steady descent. We heard the
co-pilot, Lieutenant Wilkes, come on the intercom and say that the plane was
going down and we should all get out. I didn’t waste any time, and left the
navigation console and headed for the exit. After securing my parachute, I
jumped out into the slipstream and left the plane behind.
It
took me a few seconds to orient myself. It’s a very strange sensation to be
suddenly floating in the air with the sounds of airplanes all around you. In
the darkness, I could not see any planes, but I did locate our bomber. It was
in flames and heading down fast. As it hit the ground in a huge fireball, I
remember praying that everyone was able to get out before it hit the ground.
But
those thoughts were short lived because I heard the Kraut fighters still flying
around. I saw many little pinpoints of light and realized that the bastards
were shooting at me! I heard bullets whizzing past me and then several thuds,
which must have been the bullets ripping through my parachute because I began
to fall a little faster. Thankfully, they only made the single pass and then
flew away.
After
the Krauts left, I started thinking about what to do after I hit ground. Those
thoughts were very premature because as I got closer to the ground, I saw that
everything below me was covered in trees. I thought, “Shit, this isn’t going to
be very fun,” and braced myself for what was coming.
It
actually wasn’t too bad, all things considered. I could have come down in the
water or even worse, right in the middle of a German patrol. As it was, I
bounced off a couple branches and then my chute caught. I was stranded –
hanging about fifteen feet off the ground.
Now
I had a problem. If I stayed hanging in the tree for very long, a Kraut patrol
might pass and then I would be captured. I could hear activity off in the
distance, and figured that the Krauts were finding my crewmates.
I
could see the ground below me, and saw that it would be a clean drop, so began
to work at slipping out of the parachute harness. It was kind of tricky – one
of the bindings knotted and I couldn’t get it undone. So I took out the knife
that I carry with me and began to work on cutting the damn thing – shows how
smart I am. I forgot that I had already unfastened the rest of the harness, so
when I had cut enough, the damn thing ripped apart and I found myself in a
fifteen-foot freefall.
Now
if you’ve ever landed flat on your ass after a fifteen-foot drop, you’ll know
how I felt – it wasn’t too pleasant. And unfortunately my knife had disappeared
from my hand. So here I was, in the middle of somewhere – I didn’t know if I
was in Germany or France, all I knew was it was enemy territory – without my
knife, and without a clue as to where I should go next.
But
I knew I needed to go somewhere, and fast. I heard shouting off in the distance
and knew that the Germans had been alerted to my location. I figure that had
something to do with the yelling I had done while falling from the tree. So I
took off, hoping that I could find a place to stay until the patrols stopped
looking.
*
* * * *
Nichols
reached for his glass of water. He took a swallow and then fumbled with his
pack of cigarettes. He offered one to the General who declined the offer and
pulled a cigar from his uniform jacket pocket.
The
General leaned forward and lit his cigar on the match Nichols held out for him.
After puffing a few times, the General leaned back in his chair. “This is all
pretty standard,” he commented.
“I’m
sorry, sir,” Nichols replied. “I didn’t know how much detail you wanted me to
go into.”
The
General waved his hand dismissively. “This is fine,” he replied. “We want to
hear every little detail. There’s always a chance that you might provide us
with some information that could prove useful. Please, go on.”
Nichols
took a drag from his cigarette and continued with his story …
*
* * * *
I don’t know how long I spent running around the woods,
but after a while I came upon a farm in a small clearing. I could see lights on
in the farmhouse and could hear animals in the barn. I figured I should be able
to bury myself in the hayloft of the barn and the Krauts wouldn’t think of
looking for me there. I snuck in as quietly as I could, trying not to disturb
the animals and draw the attention of the farmer and climbed into the loft. It
took a while, but I eventually drifted off to sleep.
I was awakened the next morning when the farmer came to
the barn for his morning chores. I remained still as he took care of his
animals, and breathed a big sigh of relief when he left. By this time, I was starting to get hungry,
but knew that getting out of the barn in daylight would be a big mistake. So I
sat there all day.
When it started to get dark, I figured it would be safe
for me to get out and try to find some food and to get my bearings. I still had
no idea where I could go, but knew that I wanted to avoid capture as long as I
could. I jumped out of the loft just as the farmer was entering the barn for
the evening chores.
As I was on the ground, he stood there pointing his
pitchfork at me and yelling things in German. I know some German – my mother’s
grandparents came to America from Germany – and recognized some of the things
he was saying. It seems that the locals do not have a great love for the
American Air Corps, and I was not anxious to experience the things he was
telling me that he was going to do to me. I grabbed two handfuls of dirt and
quickly threw them at the farmer. I think I scored a direct hit because he
dropped the pitchfork and began wiping his eyes. While he was occupied, I ran
from the barn and didn’t look back.
So here I was, back in the woods and heading in a
direction I hadn’t been the night before. “Great, I haven’t eaten in over a day
and here I am on a cross country tour,” I thought. Before long, I came across
some train tracks. I started following the tracks and after a couple of miles,
ended up at a river. The tracks continued across the river, over a wooden
bridge. I figured that this would be as good a place as any to stop. I could
hide under the bridge, and with the river there, at least I would have fresh
water.
So I first headed to the river – not only was I starved, I
was thirsty as hell. After having a long drink, I headed towards the bridge
trestle. I figured I should try to make myself comfortable while I thought
about how I was going to get something to eat.
After a couple hours, I heard voices and saw three
figures, dressed in black, in a small clearing by the river. I saw one of them
point in my direction and they all went towards the bridge and began climbing
on the trestle underneath in different locations. One of the men came to a spot
about ten feet from where I was, and I froze, not wanting to be discovered. I
saw that he was tying small bundles to the spots where the wooden beams came
together. After he had done that, he started unwinding what looked like a long
string and hooking the bundles together.
It turns out he was rigging up some dynamite to blow the
bridge. Once he completed his task, he stood there. I guessed that he was
waiting for the other men to complete their tasks and meet up at that spot. His
back was to me as I got up quietly and inched towards him. When I was a few
feet away, I asked, “What are you waiting for?”
The man whirled around quickly and I saw that he had a gun
pointed at me. I raised my hands quickly to show that I was unarmed. “Whoa,
hold on!” I said.
I think after seeing my uniform and hearing me speak
English, the fellow figured I was all right. He lowered his weapon and asked,
“You’re American?”
I told him that I was and asked if he was a commando.
“Naw, this is just a sideline job,” he replied.
Just then, the other two men emerged into the clearing.
Seeing me, one of them asked, “Who’s he?”
The man I was talking to shrugged. “Hasn’t said,” he said.
“Seems to be an American.”
Well, I figured that these chaps were good guys. I didn’t
think that the Krauts would be out blowing up their own bridges. Besides, one
of the men was a colored man, and you know that there aren’t any of them in the
Kraut army. “The name’s Harold Nichols, Lieutenant. United States Army Air
Corps,” I said. “I got shot down yesterday and just happened to be here when
you fellows came by to blow this here bridge up.”
The one man who had asked who I was seemed to be the
leader of the group. He stared at me for a couple seconds, sizing me up.
Finally, he stepped forward, extending his hand. “Colonel Robert Hogan,” he
said. He pointed at the other two men. “That’s Kinch, and you’ve been talking
to Carter. I think we can help get you back to England, but you’re going to
have to wait while we take care of a little business first.”
I stayed out of the way while the three men fiddled with
the wires for a bit. We walked away from the bridge, trailing the wire behind
us until we got to a point several hundred yards away. Then they attached the
wires to a plunger that they had left at the spot. After hooking up the wires,
Colonel Hogan let the fellow Carter have the pleasure of triggering the blast –
and boy, was it a doozie! That bridge came down so fast, I could hardly believe
it.
“Boy I’m glad I saw you,” I said. “I’d be stuck under a
whole bunch of rubble if I had still been sleeping under that bridge.”
Colonel Hogan laughed. “Right now, we’d better get going
before we find ourselves confronted by a German patrol,” he said.
I followed them through the woods for what had to be
several miles. We got close to a clearing and I could see that there was a camp
inside the clearing.
“Lieutenant Nichols, welcome to Stalag Luft 13, your first
stop on the trip back to England,” Colonel Hogan said.
“A prison camp?” I replied. “But Colonel, I’m trying to
avoid the Krauts!”
He laughed. “Don’t worry, you’re going in as our guest,
not theirs,” he replied.
I watched as Kinch, the colored fellow, inched towards the
camp. He stopped by an old tree stump and looked around. Then suddenly he
lifted some sort of lid on the tree stump and climbed inside! I couldn’t
believe it. Once he was inside, Carter began to make his approach.
Colonel Hogan told me that I would follow Carter, and I
should do exactly the same thing they were doing. When it was my turn, I
crawled over to the tree stump and then realized that I didn’t know how to open
it! Lucky for me, it opened by itself at that point and Carter stuck his head
out.
“Open sesame,” he said with a chuckle.
I climbed into the stump and down a ladder into a tunnel.
Let me tell you, this was some tunnel! After Colonel Hogan climbed down the
ladder, I followed them along the tunnel until we came to a big open area.
There was another colored fellow sitting by a radio with some headphones over
his ears. He took them off when he saw us approach.
“Baker, we seem to have found a stray,” Colonel Hogan said
to the fellow. “Go on upstairs and tell LeBeau that we’ll need some hot coffee
and a meal. Oh, and have Newkirk bring down a couple of blankets.
“Right, Colonel,” Baker replied, getting up from the
table. He walked over to me, extending his hand. “Hi, I’m Baker.”
I shook his hand and replied, “Nice to meet you. I’m
Harold Nichols.”
Baker walked over to the edge of the big room and tapped
twice on a pipe. Suddenly a ladder folded down from the ceiling and extended up
through an opening that had appeared.
“This is some setup you got here, Colonel,” I said.
Colonel Hogan shrugged. “It’s not the Ritz, but we call it
home,” he replied smiling. “It’ll be your home for the night – maybe two,
depending on when we can get you moving.” He turned to Kinch. “Kinch, get on
the radio and see when that will be.”
I sat and watched Kinch operate the radio – amazed that we
were sitting underneath a Kraut prisoner of war camp.
“We’ll get you some food and you can sack out down here
for the night,” Colonel Hogan said, entering the room again. He had left to
remove the grease paint from his face and change into his regular uniform.
“Food would be nice,” I replied. “I haven’t eaten since I
left England.”
“LeBeau will fix you up,” he replied. “I’ve got to get
back upstairs and see if everything is still in one piece.”
* * * * *
Nichols fumbled for another cigarette and lit it.
“Since you were speaking about food, are you getting
hungry?” the General asked.
Nichols nodded as he blew a stream of smoke into the air.
The General picked up the phone that was on the desk next
to him. “Mavis, can you have a couple of sandwiches sent down here?” he asked.
“Thanks.” The General hung up the phone and relit the end of his now dormant
cigar.
The food soon arrived and the General motioned for Nichols
to continue his story while they ate.
Nichols took a bit of his sandwich and then continued …
* * * * *
So I bedded down in the tunnel that night. Let me tell
you, that little French guy, LeBeau, sure can cook. I don’t know what he called
it, but he gave me something that he whipped up from the contents of the
prisoners Red Cross packages. Although after going without food for a whole
day, I’d have probably been happy with a plate of dog food.
The next morning, Colonel Hogan came down into the tunnel
after their roll call and invited me upstairs, as he called it. I climbed up
the ladder right into one of the prisoner barracks. I took the cup of coffee
that the English fellow, Newkirk, offered me and sat at the table. LeBeau set a
plate in front of me and filled it with some scrambled eggs. And let me tell
you, these were no powdered substitutes!
I took a few bites. “Mmm, mmm. You fellows eat better here
than we do back at the airbase!” I said.
“Now don’t go telling him that, mate,” Newkirk said to me.
“It’ll go to his head.”
The whole barracks laughed at that, and I saw LeBeau
threaten to whack Newkirk with a spatula. I’ll tell you, these fellows were a
tight bunch – I could tell right then and there.
Anyway, I kept on eating because I was still starved from
the day before. While I was sitting there, the door to their barracks opened,
and a large heavyset Kraut came in.
“Carter, didn’t anyone ever tell you to be careful about
locking the door?” Colonel Hogan asked. “You never know what the wind might
blow in.”
“Sorry, sir,” Carter mumbled.
There was a lot of scrambling by the prisoners in the
barracks, and I suddenly had one sitting on either side of me. One of them
leaned over and whispered to me, “Act casual.” I kept on eating, without
looking at the Kraut guard.
“What is it, Schultz?” Colonel Hogan asked him. “We’re
kind of busy here.”
“Colonel Hogan, Kommandant Klink would like to see you in
his office right away,” the guard replied.
“Fine, Schultz. I’ll be there in a minute,” he replied, giving
the guard a push towards the door.
“Nein,” the guard said. “The Kommandant said right
away!”
“All right, Schultz,” Colonel Hogan said. “Let’s go.”
“Wait,” the guard said. “I smell something good.” He
looked in my direction and I thought he was going to say something about me,
but it turns out he was looking at my plate. “Scrambled eggs!” he exclaimed.
“Sorry, Schultz,” Colonel Hogan replied. “All out. Let’s
go.”
“But he has some,” the guard said pleadingly.
“That was the last of it,” Colonel Hogan replied. “Now you
don’t want to keep the Kommandant waiting.”
The big guard walked over to me – I was nervous. “You
wouldn’t mind sharing just a little bite, would you?” he asked me.
“For you there is no such thing as a little bite,
Schultzie,” Newkirk said lightly.
“Jolly joker,” the guard replied.
Not knowing what to do, I simply handed him the plate and
fork and said, “Here, take the rest of them. I’m kind of stuffed anyway.”
The guard took the plate from me. “Danke,” he said
and started eating. “Wonderbar,” he exclaimed as he turned towards the
door. He had only taken a couple steps when he stopped and turned around. “Wait
a minute, who’s that?” he asked, pointing at me.
“Nobody, Schultz,” Colonel Hogan replied. “Just a
visitor.”
“Colonel Hogan, you know you are not allowed to have
visitors,” the guard whined. “How did he get in here?”
“Do you really want to know?” Colonel Hogan asked him.
The guard thought about it for a second and then shook his
head. “No,” he replied. “I think it is best that I know nothing.”
“Don’t worry, he’ll be gone in a day or two,” Colonel
Hogan said.
“A day or two? Colonel Hogan!” The guard whined louder
this time. “If the Kommandant finds him here, I will get in trouble!”
“Schultz, he’ll be gone in a day or two. Klink will never
know he’s here,” Colonel Hogan replied. “I promise.” The guard didn’t say
anything. “Have I ever lied to you?” Colonel Hogan asked.
“Yes,” the guard replied. “Many times.”
“I mean have I lied to you yet today?” Colonel Hogan
asked.
“No,” the guard replied, placing another forkful of eggs
into his mouth.
“See? You have nothing to worry about then,” Colonel Hogan
said. “Now let’s go before Klink gets tired of waiting for us and comes here to
see what’s taking so long.”
At that, the guard hurriedly finished the eggs and handed
the plate to LeBeau. He retrieved his rifle, which he had handed to Carter
earlier when I gave him the plate.
“Will he cause you any trouble because I was here?” I
asked.
“Schultz? No, he likes to see nothing that goes on,”
Newkirk replied. “He thinks it keeps him out of trouble.”
The rest of that day, I spent in the barracks with the
men. At one point in the afternoon, I was given a tour of the camp and got to
venture outside. It was a very strange feeling to be surrounded by all these
people who were stuck in the camp, knowing that I was going to be leaving soon.
Late in the afternoon, Kinch came out of the tunnel to
talk to Colonel Hogan. He told the Colonel that the Underground would be able
to take me the next night, and that someone names Blue Diamond had some
information that needed to get to London as soon as possible.
“Fine, Kinch. Newkirk, you go out tonight and meet Blue
Diamond and get the information,” Colonel Hogan said. Turning to me, he said,
“Well Nichols, it looks like you’ll be leaving tomorrow. And we’ll send this
information back to London with you.”
I told him that I would be glad to help out in any way I
could.
Anyway, later that night I was down in the tunnel, getting
ready to bed down for the night. Newkirk had gone out of the camp to meet that
Blue Diamond fellow. Colonel Hogan came down into the tunnel to talk to me.
“Nichols, it looks like we have a slight problem that you
can help us out with,” he said.
“Sure, Colonel. Anything I can do to help,” I replied.
“Newkirk is still out, and it seems that our Kommandant
wants to have a surprise roll call in five minutes,” he said.
“A surprise roll call? Why does the Kommandant give you a
warning for a surprise roll call?” I asked.
“He doesn’t,” Colonel Hogan replied. “But Schultz likes to
give us a warning, in case we are doing something that can get him in trouble.
Anyway, I need you to stand in for Newkirk.”
“Me?” I asked. “But I don’t look anything like Newkirk!”
“It’s not a problem,” Colonel Hogan replied. “It’s dark
and besides, Schultz, the guard you met this morning, is the one that counts
our barracks. He won’t mind seeing a familiar face.”
I had to laugh at that point. Here I was in the middle of
a prison camp trying to avoid the Krauts, and I now had to stand in line during
a roll call!
I followed the Colonel up the ladder and outside to stand
in the spot he directed me to. I hunched myself over a much as possible to try
to hide from the guard as he was counting. When he got to me, I saw his eyes
grow wide with recognition.
“Colonel Hogan, what is he doing out here?” the
guard whined. “And where is Newkirk?”
“LeBeau was going to make Apfel Strudel, but we
were all out of cinnamon,” Colonel Hogan replied. “So I sent Newkirk out to get
some.”
“You sent … Colonel Hogan, you can’t do that!” the guard
said. “Now I have to report this to the Kommandant!”
“Schultz, you’re supposed to have fifteen men, and you
have fifteen men,” Colonel Hogan replied. “So this one time we’ve brought one in
off the bench to substitute. It’s no big deal.”
“No big deal?” the guard said. “Colonel Hogan, has Newkirk
escaped?”
“Schultz, I told you – he’ll be back. Just report everyone
here and let us get inside,” Colonel Hogan said. “Besides, it’s Klink’s fault
anyway. Hitting us with these surprise roll calls. If it wasn’t for this, you
wouldn’t know anything about Newkirk having to go and get LeBeau some
cinnamon.”
“Colonel Hogan, I want to know nothing about it right
now,” the guard replied.
“Here he comes, Schultz,” Hogan pointed out.
A tall Kraut officer was walking across the compound in our direction. The guard shuffled over to him hurriedly, saluting.
“Repooooooort!” yelled the Kraut officer.
The guard saluted again and said, “Herr Kommandant, I beg
to report …”
“What are you babbling about?” yelled the Kraut officer.
“Just tell me that all the prisoners are present and accounted for and we can
all go back to bed.”
“Kommandant, I wish I could say that,” the guard replied.
“Schultz, how many men are supposed to be in this
barracks?” the Kraut officer asked.
“Fifteen, Herr Kommandant,” the guard replied.
“And how many men are standing here right now?” the
officer asked.
“Fifteen,” the guard answered.
“Well then what’s the problem?” the officer yelled. “All
men are present and accounted for!”
“Herr Kommandant, I … I … I …” the guard stammered.
Then I heard a sound from the barracks doorway and saw
Newkirk sticking his head out and waving me over. I ducked behind the line of
men and into the barracks while Newkirk ran out to take his normal spot in
line.
As I was going into the barracks, I heard Colonel Hogan
say, “Schultz, why don’t you count them again so we can go back to bed.”
I went over to the tunnel entrance and found that it was
closed – and I didn’t know how to get it opened. So I ran into the other room
in the barracks, which was Colonel Hogan’s room. I waited until the men came
back in from roll call and then poked my head out to see if the coast was
clear.
“Oh blimey, did you see the look on Schultz’s face when he
counted again and found me in line?” a laughing Newkirk asked. “His eyes got
about as big as saucers!”
“Oui, he was so surprised, he couldn’t speak!”
exclaimed LeBeau.
“Your timing was magnificent, Newkirk,” Colonel Hogan said.
“Glad you could make it back. Did you have any problems?”
“Not a one, sir,” Newkirk replied, taking out and envelope
from inside his uniform jacket. “Here’s the information that needs to get to
London.”
I didn’t see any sign of the Krauts, so I figured that it
was safe to come out. Colonel Hogan saw me and said, “Oh, there you are
Nichols. Thanks for filling in for Newkirk. Too bad you couldn’t stay around
out there to see the show.”
“It sounds like I missed a good one,” I replied.
Colonel Hogan began to make the plans to get me on my way
the next day. “Kinch, Carter – Nichols will need some papers for his trip. Get
him set up tomorrow.”
“What’s his cover?” Kinch asked.
Colonel Hogan thought for a second and then replied,
“Businessman this time. Newkirk, LeBeau – fix him up with some civilian
clothes.” He handed LeBeau the envelope. “And find a nice little hiding place
in them for this. Baker – since you’re on the radio tonight, contact London and
let them know the plan and where the information will be. Nichols – I’m afraid
you are going to have to trade in your flight suit for a business suit.”
“Gladly, sir,” I replied.
Everyone acknowledged their orders. I followed Baker down
to the tunnel to get some shut-eye for the night.
* * * * *
Nichols pause and took another swallow of water. “Am I
getting too detailed?” he asked the General.
The General shook his head. “Not at all,” he replied.
“Just tell me everything, in your own words. I’ll filter out the information
that is irrelevant.”
Nichols nodded and continued with his story …
* * * * *
Everything went smoothly the next day. Newkirk and LeBeau
fitted me with a nicely made civilian suit for the trip. They explained to me
that the information was sewn into the jacket lining, so whatever happened, I
was not to leave the jacket anywhere. Kinch create a very realistic looking set
of papers for me under the name of Hans Kohl, and Carter made sure there was a
proper photograph in the papers.
Let me tell you, what I saw that day was amazing! The operation
they had in place ran smoothly, and those fellows are a real tight bunch. I got
the impression I was watching a family operation. The men would laugh, joke and
tease each other but when it came down to it, everyone knew their job. As you
know, there’s not a whole lot of camaraderie between officers and non-coms, but
I got the feeling that the men thought of Colonel Hogan as one of them – and
vice-versa.
Anyway, soon it was time for me to be taken out. Newkirk
was going to take me to the first stop along the way. I was told that from
there, I would be taken to a point closer to the coast and then finally to a
British submarine that would bring me back here to England.
“Colonel Hogan, thank you for the hospitality and for
getting me back to England,” I said.
“Nichols, good luck – and I don’t want to see you back
here again!” Colonel Hogan replied.
I shook hands with everyone and wished them luck in their
operation and followed Newkirk out of the tunnel. He took me to a farmhouse
several miles away and left me with an older couple. They introduced themselves
as Willie and Jenny – Swedish immigrants who had been living there for a while.
They fed me and told me what the plan was for the next day.
I was going to be picked up and escorted up the coast to
somewhere near Antwerp – they didn’t know exactly where, or who would be
meeting me there. Then they proceeded to teach me some necessary German, in
case I needed it. I was lucky that I already knew some, learning it from my
Grandparents.
The next morning, a fellow came to the house and told me
that he was my cousin and would be taking me to see another cousin.
He asked to see my papers, and was very happy to see that all was in order. He
told me that we would be traveling by train – which made me a little nervous.
“What if we are stopped to check papers?” I asked. “My
German is not all that good.”
He laughed. “Just be confident and show them your papers,”
he replied. “When you are on the train, just keep reading your newspapers and
the other business related papers you will be carrying. In case you didn’t
notice it, you’re a pretty important person in the German War Industry.”
I took out my papers and looked at them. “Cripes!” I
exclaimed. “Says here that I report to Albert Speer personally.”
Jenny insisted that I eat something before I left, so we
all sat down at the table. After eating, my cousin, Gunther, and I left
to catch the train.
The train ride was uneventful. There was only one time
when I had to show my papers – I believe it was somewhere near the German
border. I did as Gunther had told me and simply read my business papers,
holding my papers up to the guard doing the checking. Once they looked at the
papers, they quickly handed them back and snapped a small salute in my
direction.
When we reached the station at Antwerp, Gunther and I got
off the train. Suddenly, an attractive young woman came running up to me.
“Cousin!” she exclaimed, wrapping her arms around me and
giving me a kiss on the cheek. While her mouth was near my ear, she asked,
“What’s your name?”
“Harold,” I replied. I was a little flustered. It had been
quite a while since I had, um, well, you know.
“Nein, you fool. The name on your papers!” she
said.
“Oh, sorry. It’s Hans,” I replied.
She pulled back and said, “Cousin Hansie, it’s so good to
see you again after all these years!”
We made our way to leave the station and were stopped at
the exit to have our papers checked. This time when the guard checked my
papers, he clicked his heals and came to attention, giving me a crisp, formal
Nazi salute. I did what Gunther had told me earlier and raised my arm
nonchalantly in return. This seemed to satisfy the guard and he went on to
check the papers of the other passengers leaving the station.
From there, we went to another house to wait until dark,
and then I was taken to the coast where a small boat was waiting to take me to
the submarine. When I got to England, someone was waiting to take my jacket
from me.
“The papers I carried are sewn into the lining,” I said to
the man.
He smiled at me and replied, “I know. You aren’t the first
carrier pigeon to pass this way.”
I felt a little sheepish, but he was just trying to bust
my chops a bit, knowing that I had been through some ordeal to get to where I
was.
And that’s about it. The next thing I know I am here
talking to you.
* * * * *
Nichols stopped talking and lit himself another cigarette.
He looked at the clock on the wall and saw that it was almost five in the
afternoon. He had been talking since the morning.
“Thank you, Lieutenant Nichols,” the General said. The
General was about to say something else when there was a knock at the door.
A young woman entered and said, “General Barton, General
Eisenhower is having a briefing in thirty minutes, and he has requested that
you be present.”
General Barton looked at her and nodded. “Thanks, Emily,”
he replied. “We’re almost done here anyway.” Emily smiled and closed the door.
General Barton turned his attention back to Nichols. “I’ve
taken down the important parts of your story. You’ll be happy to know that we
have the information that you brought to us, and it is very important,” he
said. “But now that you have told me your story, you will have to forget it.”
Nichols frowned. “Forget it, sir?” he asked. “I don’t
understand.”
“It’s very simple,” Barton explained. “After you leave
this room, if anyone asks how you made it out of Germany, your reply will be
that the Underground helped you escape. You are never to mention Colonel Hogan
or his operation to anyone – me, your wife, General Eisenhower or even the
President of the United States. If you do, it will be considered high treason.”
Barton paused to let that sink in. “Basically, you are to forget you were ever
in Stalag 13. Do you understand?”
Nichols nodded somberly. “I think I do, sir,” he replied.
“I need you to be more certain than that, Lieutenant,”
Barton responded. “The operation at Stalag 13 depends on absolute secrecy. If
information was leaked and the operation was discovered, it would likely mean
the death of everyone involved.” Barton paused again, looking for Nichols
reaction.
“I understand fully, sir,” Nichols replied. “I wouldn’t
want anything to happen to those men in the camp.”
“Nor would I, Lieutenant,” Barton replied. “Nor would I.”
“So that explains why I am being debriefed by a General,”
Nichols stated.
Barton shook his head. “Not exactly,” Barton replied.
“While there have been over seven hundred and fifty people who have been aided
by Colonel Hogan – myself being one of them, there are only a handful of us
here at headquarters that know of the operation. We need to maintain the
secrecy even here at headquarters, just in case. Any person sent back to
England through Stalag 13 will be debriefed by one of us.”
“You were helped by Colonel Hogan, sir?” Nichols asked.
Barton nodded. “I didn’t know it until the end, but yes,”
he replied.
“That must be quite a story,” Nichols commented.
“And it’s a story that won’t be talked about,” Barton
replied. “Are you clear on the fact that you cannot ever mention anything about
Colonel Hogan and his operation?”
Nichols smiled broadly. “Colonel who, sir?” he asked.
Barton smiled back. “Very good,” he replied, rising from
the table. Nichols rose with him and the pair walked towards the door. Barton
reached out to open it and paused with his hand on the doorknob. “Oh,
Lieutenant,” he said, looking at Nichols. “Welcome to the club!”
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