Sasquatch
Misty Jezierski
2007 Papa Bear Awards - Third Place
Best Comedy
I do not make any ownership of
Hogan's Heroes, King Kong or any other movie I might refer to. Enjoy.
Chapter 1: I Believe
Shultz opened the door to
barrack 2 and stuck his head in. He found Corporal Peter Newkirk sitting at the
table with Sergeant Ivan Kinchloe, Sergeant Andrew Carter and Colonel Robert
Hogan. Corporal Louis LeBeau was at the wood-burning stove making a fresh pot
of coffee and the rest of the men were sitting on their bunks reading or
writing letters home. It seemed safe enough for him to enter. He walked over to
the table and watched the group playing cards.
“Something we can do for
you Shultz?” Hogan asked as he laid two cards down.
“No. I was just in the
neighborhood and thought I would drop by.”
Newkirk took the
cigarette out of his mouth and gave Hogan two new cards. “You are ‘iden
somethin’. What are you up to? Did Bald Eagle send you over here to spy on us
or is that your way of saying you want to be dealt in?”
“I don’t have time to
play this time, maybe later. Actually I just stopped by to drop something off.”
There was a moment of
silence. The only movements were the ones playing cards. “Are you going to give
it to us?” LeBeau asked bringing the pot of fresh coffee to the table and
filling everyone’s cup.
“Give you what?” Shultz
asked.
“Shultz, have you been
hitting the schnapps again?” Kinch asked. “I fold. This game is getting two
rich for me.”
“I don’t think so why?”
“Okay Newkirk, I will see
your oatmeal and raise you a raisin. Shultz, just give us what you came in here
to give us and leave before you get into trouble.” Hogan said tossing the
cookies into the center of the table.
“Oh, that. Okay.” Shultz
reached into his pocket and brought out a pile of envelopes. He threw them in
the air and yelled. “Mail call.” And ran out the door before he got trampled.
Before the letters hit
the ground, people were grabbing them and passing them to the rightful owners.
“Get a load of this. My
parents and grandpa were camping in the Rockies and they heard a weird sound.
They asked the park ranger what it was and he said a mountain lion. Grandpa
kept insisting that it was a Sasquatch.” Carter read.
“What is a Sasquatch?”
Newkirk inquired.
Kinch looked up from
reading his letter. “You know Big Foot. Part man and part ape.”
“Big Foot? Have all of
you gone around the bend? There is no such creature.” Newkirk added
“There have been reported
sightings in all the states and territories and in quite a few countries
including England and Europe.” Hogan added.
“Don’t laugh Newkirk.
Grandpa told me a story of when he was a little boy. He was hunting and came
across a huge bear. He got so scared, that he started running. He didn’t pay
any attention to where he was going and ran into a small canyon. He was trapped
and only armed with his bow and arrow and a knife. The bear reared on its back
legs and gave a thunderous growl.” Carter got so involved with telling the
story, that he stood up and started acting it out. “He took aim and shot the
bear. The arrow didn’t affect the bear at all. He reached for another arrow and
found his scabbard empty. He pulled out his knife. He wasn’t going to give up.”
Carter paused when he noticed the stares he was getting for acting it out.
“For cryn’ out loud
Andrew. What happened next?” Newkirk asked impatiently. By now everyone was
listening to his story.
“Well, he steadied
himself waiting for the bear to attack. All of a sudden, a huge hairy creature,
that walked upright, came out from behind a tree and attacked the bear. Grandpa
didn’t stay there to see what would happen and took off back to the village.”
“What happened next
Carter?” LeBeau asked
Carter shrugged. “He told
his people what happened and they got a hunting party together to look for the
bear. Grandpa swears that the hairy creature was a Sasquatch. He even showed me
some old cave drawings of one.”
“It was probably just
another bear. Oh, I know maybe it was King Kong.” Newkirk said as he went back
to reading his letter.
“I believe him.” Hogan
said. “One time I was visiting my girlfriend at a college in Arkansas and she and
I went behind the dorm to look at the stars… Don’t give me that look; I swear
we only looked at the stars. There was a meteor shower that night. Any way,
there was a wooded area behind the dorm. We got into a fight and she went back
inside. I stayed out there and walked around along the edge of the woods
thinking. It was freezing out and there was frost on the ground. The moon was
full and you could see your footprints in the grass. I looked down and saw a
bare footprint in the grass. I put my foot next to it and it was twice as big
as mine. I heard a sound like I have never heard before coming from the woods.
Then a tree located just on the other side of some bushes started to shake. I
didn’t waste any time getting out of there. A couple of days later, I heard
that the police department had a few calls saying that a creature fitting the
description of Big Foot was spotted about a half mile from there.”
The bunk that concealed
the entrance to the tunnel system that lay under Stalag 13 opened and Sergeant
James Baker stepped out. “Sir, London is on the radio with our next mission.”
Hogan, Carter, Kinch and
Newkirk went to the bunk to see what London wanted. “Coming LeBeau?” Carter
asked. “Louis, are you okay?”
“Huh?” LeBeau was too
busy reading his letter and didn’t hear anything that was going on around him.
Carter walked over to
LeBeau. “Is something a matter? London is on the radio and they have a new
mission for us.”
“Right I’m coming.”
LeBeau folded the letter and put it in his pocket and joined the others at the
bunk.
Hogan went to the radio.
“This is Papa Bear. Go ahead Goldilocks.”
“I will be brief and too
the point. The Gestapo did an underground round up yesterday afternoon. They
have taken a special interest in one person in particular, Sleeping Beauty.”
“She has a lot of
information about the underground. I only thought she gave orders or hid
people. I didn’t think that she was involved in much more than that?”
“You are right Papa Bear.
One of the underground members that was picked up fingered her. She has
information about your organization and countless others. We got word that they
are going to be bringing her to Stalag 13 for safe keeping until they feel it
is safe enough to move her to Berlin.”
“Let me guess. You want
us to break her out and get her to London before they have a chance to
interrogate her.”
“Exactly. She should be
arriving there tomorrow. From what we gather, they will probably be leaving
during the day. Fewer chances for surprises you know. Let us know when package
is ready to be picked up.”
“Will do. Papa Bear over
and out.”
“Gee Colonel, it isn’t
going to be easy to get her away from the guards.” Carter commented.
“If the Krauts suspect
she knows anythin’, they wont let ‘er out of their sight for a moment. I don’t
see any way to get ‘er out.” Newkirk added
“Seems pretty impossible
to me.” Kinch interjected.
Everyone looked to
LeBeau. He was just staring off into the distance. “What is your vote little
mate?” Newkirk asked
“What vote?” LeBeau asked
shaking his head as if coming out of a trance.
“The mission. Do you
think we can pull off the mission?”
“Umm…sure.” Newkirk
rolled his eyes at LeBeau’s answer. Clearly he wasn’t paying attention.
“I agree with LeBeau. We
have no choice but to rescue her. The only problem is I have no idea how we are
going to do it.” Hogan stated as he started pacing.
“I have complete faith in
you Gov’nor. I know you will think of something.” Newkirk added with a half
smile.
Chapter 2: Worries
Hogan didn’t sleep much
that night trying to think of how to get Sleeping Beauty away from the Gestapo
and to London. He was starting to feel like the walls were closing in on him in
his room, so around 0400 he walked into the common room, he noticed that
everyone was sound a sleep except for LeBeau.
LeBeau felt that he was
being watched and turned his head. He stopped when he saw Hogan staring at him.
Hogan motioned for him to join him in his quarters.
Quietly LeBeau climbed
down from his bunk and followed Hogan into his office. LeBeau shut the door.
“You wanted to speak with me mon Colonel?”
“Yes I do. I noticed that
ever since mail call yesterday that your mind has been elsewhere. Anything you
want to talk about?” LeBeau said nothing, just stared at the floor. “LeBeau, we
have an important mission coming up and I need to have your mind here and not
thinking about other problems.”
“You have enough to worry
about. I don’t want to bother you with my problems. I am sorry. I will keep my
mind focused.”
“When your problems
affect this operation, they become my problems.”
LeBeau sat on Hogan’s
bunk and started crying. “I received word from a friend of my family. He said
that the Gestapo took them away. From what he was able to find out, they were
sent to a concentration camp.”
This was not an answer
Hogan expected to hear. “How many were taken and do you know why?”
“Eleven” he answered
quietly. “I come from a large family. There was mom and dad, three brothers and
their wives, one sister, one nice and one nephew. It might have something to do
with them helping the underground.”
"Do they know about
this operation?" Hogan asked nervous that the operation was not in
jeopardy.
"No Colonel. They
think I am just a POW and this is a regular POW camp."
Hogan didn’t know much
about the personal lives of the men under his command. He had no idea that
LeBeau came from such a large family or what they did. “Do you know which
camp?”
LeBeau just shook his
head. “Non.” He could not hold back any more tears and he put his hands over
his face and started to sob as images came to his mind of what was probably
happening to his family.
Hogan sat on the bunk
next to him and put his arm around him. He let LeBeau take time to grieve so he
could get it out of his system. When the sobbing went to an occasional sniffle
Hogan spoke. “I am sorry to hear about your family. I will see what I can find
out.”
“But Colonel, you have
this mission to be thinking about. You don’t have time to be worrying about my
family.”
Hogan smiled and LeBeau
noticed the famous twinkle in his eye that told him more than words. It told
him to relax and leave the worrying to him . “LeBeau, I appreciate your
concern, but I have been known to juggle two problems at one time. Now try and
get some sleep.”
LeBeau wiped away the
tears. “Sorry for crying like that Sir.”
Hogan shook his head “No
apologies. Contrary to what people might think, men hurt and have feelings. It
is okay to let it out.”
Never in a million years
did LeBeau ever expect to hear something like that coming from Hogan. I will
have to remember that for when he is bottling up his feelings. “I will go
to bed only if you do.”
Hogan laughed, “I don’t
have time to sleep. I have a Sleeping Beauty to rescue and eleven people to
locate.” At first, LeBeau thought that this might be too much for him to
handle, but then quickly realized that he was joking with him.
“Good night Colonel.”
LeBeau walked over to the door. He looked over his shoulder at a final look at
Hogan. Hogan just motioned for him to go to bed.
“Good night LeBeau.”
LeBeau smiled and left. Hogan started pacing again. Okay, I need to have
Kinch get in touch with Tiger and have her check her contacts in France and see
if she can get any leads on LeBeau’s family. From what I have been able to find
out about them transporting Sleeping Beauty, they are going to move her during
the day which will make it harder for us to be out of camp. Hogan stopped
pacing and stared out the window and could see the faint glow of the sunrise
now. Another sleepless night I think when the war is over I am going to
sleep for a month.
HH HH HH
Shultz’s bellow for roll
call came too early. The entire time Hogan was standing in line he yawned.
“Is my speech boring you
Colonel?” Asked Klink who finally decided to say something.
So tempted to say yes.
“Sorry
Kommandant. I just…yawn…couldn’t fall asleep last night. Believe me I
tried. You see I had a date with a beautiful blonde last night, but I could
never make it.”
Klink nodded his head in
mockery “If you weren’t so busy planning escapes or ways to keep me from
getting promoted, you would be able to make it to your date. Like I was saying
before I was interrupted. The Gestapo is going to be temporarily keeping a
prisoner here until they can move her to Berlin to be interrogated. If anyone
breaks any of the rules or gives me a hard time, they will spend thirty days in
the cooler and all privileges for the rest of the camp will be revoked for
thirty days as well. Dismissed.”
Kinch walked up to Hogan.
“Sir why don’t you try and get some rest? Someone will wake you when Sleeping
Beauty gets here.”
“I need you to get on the
radio and set up a meeting with Tiger for tonight.”
He avoided my
question. “Do you
think that is wise Sir, with all the Gestapo that will be around here. Not to
mention that you haven’t had much sleep in two nights.” Kinch asked.
“Let me worry about the
Gestapo. Just set up the meeting.”
“With all due respect
Sir, only if you take a nap.” Kinch was probably the only person, besides
Wilson the camp medic, that could push Hogan without fear that Hogan would
really court martial him.
“Sergeant, do I have to
make this an order?”
Sergeant? I guess I am
over stepping things. It is probably because he is tired and has a lot on his
mind. “You can if
you want, but I still wont place the call until you take a nap.”
Hogan gave Kinch a stern
look that said you have gone beyond overstepping your bounds. “Then I will
place the call myself.” Hogan pushed his way pass Kinch and went to the
entrance to the tunnel
“Can’t do that Sir.”
Kinch leaned against the bedpost and stared at his hands and then started to
clean the dirt from under his nails.
Hogan was clearly beyond
upset now. The rest gathered around to see what would happen next. “Why is that
Sergeant?”
There is that sergeant
again. “Radio
doesn’t work.”
“What do you mean it
doesn’t work? Since when?” Hogan faced Kinch with his hands on his hips.
“Since I removed the
fuse. Like I said Sir, you rest and I will make the call.” Kinch looked Hogan
in the eye and smiled.
“Sergeant, I have a good
mind to court martial you right here and now.”
“Do what you want, I am
already in a prison camp.” Kinch kept smiling at Hogan and his voice mild.
Hogan stood there and
stared at Kinch for a moment without saying a word. Rob, both of you know
that no matter how angry you get at these men, you could never go through with
a court martial, especially when you know they are looking out for you. He is
right I do need some rest. Maybe then I can think of something. “You win. I
will rest and you make the call.”
Chapter 3: My Hero
“Waaarrrah!” roared
the creature
“Run!” Hogan ordered
Everyone started
running in all directions. When Klink saw the creature rip off the front gates
and walk into the compound, he ran back into his office and hid under his desk.
“Hay Carter, can those
things climb?” Newkirk asked making his way on top of the barracks.
“How should I know, I
never meet one.” Carter answered crawling in an empty trashcan.
Guards and prisoners
alike didn't know where to run or hide. The guards were so scared, they forgot
they were armed.
The creature went over
to the Kommandantur and pushed the door off its hinges.
Klink heard the
creature in the outer office and got so scared that he started shaking the
desk. It shook so violently, that his helmet and pictures fell off.
“Shultz, do
something.” Hogan ordered the guard who was laying face down in the dirt with
his hands over his head hoping that he would just be ignored. Hogan kept
banging on the barrack door, for the people inside to let him in.
“Mmmmmeeeeeee? What am
I suppose to do?” Shultz answered
“Hay Englander, help me
up on the roof” Langenscheidt lifted his arms up and asked Newkirk.
“Fend for yourself.
You are the ones with the guns” was Newkirk’s reply
“Look! It has Helga!”
Kinch exclaimed from the rain barrel.
Everyone looked toward
the Kommandantur and saw the creature come out with Helga over its shoulder.
“What do we do now mon
Colonel?” LeBeau asked from atop the water tower.
The creature made its
way over to a guard tower and started to climb it. The guard stationed in the
tower, jumped over the ledge and hit the ground running.
The creature let out
another loud roar and started beating on its chest. Helga crouched down in the
corner and yelled, “Someone
please save me!”
Before Hogan could
respond to Helga's plea, he heard “Have no fear, I will save you.” Said a masked man on a
white horse
The masked man took
out his six-shooter, aimed and fired. The silver bullet hit the creature
causing it to fall to its death.
Helga climbed down and
ran up to the masked man. “My hero!”
“All in a days work
ma’am.” He helped Helga on the back of his horse and it reared on its hind legs
“Hi ho Silver away! The masked man yelled as they road away.
Klink came out of his
office in time to watch them ride away. He stood next to Hogan. “Who was that
masked man…”
“Colonel?” Came the next
words out of Klink’s mouth, but it wasn’t his voice.
“Colonel, wake up.
They’re here.” Hogan opened his eyes and saw Carter staring at him. “You awake
Colonel?”
“Yes Carter I am awake.”
Hogan answered as he stretched and yawned. Hogan looked at his watch to see how
long he had been asleep. Five hours! I couldn’t tell you the last time I got
a chance to sleep five hours straight. Boy did it feel good. A smile
appeared on his face.
Hogan noticed a few heads
peaking from behind the door and motioned for them to come in. “Sir, they went
into Klink’s office” LeBeau stated.
“Kinch, if the coffee pot
is working, plug it in.” Hogan smiled at Kinch letting him know no hard
feelings and thanks for being stubborn, bull headed and looking out for him.
Hogan climbed down off his bunk to stand with his men to listen in.
Kinch smiled back letting
him know any time. “Yes Sir.”
HH HH HH
“Klink this in an
important prisoner. I will keep her locked in solitary with an armed guard. I
want all other prisoners confined to barracks until we leave tomorrow. If
anything happens to her while she is in this camp, I will hold you
responsible.” Hochstetter shook his fist in Klink’s face.
“Major, I assure you, you
could not have picked a safer place to keep her…”
HH HH HH
Kinch took out a coin and
stuck it in his eye and imitated Klink. “There has never been a successful
escape from this camp as long as I have been here.”
“You know mate, maybe
after the war, you can get a job as an impersonator.” Newkirk said as he
slapped him on the back.
HH HH HH
“Shut up Klink. I am
fully aware of your record. I am not sure how someone like you is able to
manage that though.”
Klink swelled with pride
thinking that Hochstetter gave him a compliment. “Thank you Major.”
“Bah! Guard, take the
prisoner to solitary and stand guard. Don’t let anyone in or out with out the
okay from me.”
The guard saluted and led
Sleeping Beauty to her cell.
HH HH HH
“What do we do now
Colonel. With having a guard on her, we can’t make contact.” Stated LeBeau
“Hochstetter said that if
anything happened to her that he would hold Klink responsible.” Kinch added
“I don’t see any way to
get her out of camp and Klink not get in trouble.” Carter said.
“’Ay Andrew, maybe you
can ‘ave your grandfather send that Sasquatch over ‘ere and ‘e can maybe free
‘er.” Newkirk commented.
Have a Sasquatch
rescue her. Hogan
remembered the dream he had. “That’s it. Newkirk you are a genius.”
“I am?”
”Yes. We will have a Big
Foot snatch her away from Hochstetter.” Hogan Exclaimed.
There was silence in the
room. The men all stared at each other and then at Hogan. Newkirk started to
examine Hogan’s head. “What are you doing?” Hogan asked.
“Checkin’ to see where
you ‘it your ‘ead. “Ow do you suppose Carter’s family get the big guy to us in
time and ‘ow do you plan on trainin’ it?” Newkirk asked
Hogan gave a Chester cat
grin and his eyes had their usual twinkle. “We use one of our own.” Hogan
walked up to Kinch still smiling.
“Colonel why are you
looking at me like that?” Kinch asked a little nervous.
“You are the biggest
person here. Now this is the plan…”
Chapter 4: Sleeping Beauty and Papa Bear
“Colonel, here is the
record player.” LeBeau said caring the heavy machine into Hogan’s room.
“Good, thanks. Kinch I
will help you get the sound down while Newkirk is making your costume. LeBeau,
I want you to help Carter, Olsen and Cummings get as much hair or fur as you
can find. I don’t care where you get it from.” Hogan grabbed the record player
and motioned for Kinch to follow him to the tunnels.
Hogan set the recorder
up. “The creature I heard sounded something like this. Waaarrrrrrah! Now you
try.”
“No offence Sir, but do
you think this will really work?”
“We wont know unless we
try. Now the sound.”
“Warrah.”
“I know you can do better
than that. Put some feeling behind it and now try it again.” Hogan held up his
hands like a music conductor.
“Waarrrah.”
“Better, but you are
still lacking something. I know! Try it again.”
“Alright. WAAAARRRRAH!
Why did you kick me in the shin?”
“Perfect! Now try doing
that again without me kicking you.” Hogan turned on the recorder.
“Waaaarrrrrah!” Hogan
motioned his hands for him to keep it up. Kinch rolled his eyes. What I do
for my country. “Waaaaarrrrrrah!” I will be the laughing stock in
Detroit if this gets out “Waaaaaarrrrrrrah! Waaaaarrrrrah! Waaaaarrrrrrah!”
“Great! Now I want you to
hook up the speakers and play a little bit of this at a time. Keep doing it off
and on for a while until we have Sleeping Beauty.” Hogan patted Kinch on the
shoulder and went to see how the others were doing.
“Sir, Shultz is coming!”
Thomas yelled down to the tunnel.
Hogan ran up the ladder.
“I want you three in my office and shut the door and pretend you are playing a
game of poker.” No sooner did the door to Hogan’s office close and Shultz walked
in. “Hi Shultz! What brings you here?”
“Big Shot and Major
Hochstetter want to talk with you.”
“What about?”
“I know nothing,
notttthhhhhing!” Shultz shook his head.
Hogan pulled a candy bar
out of his pocket and started to unwrap it. “Are you sure about that?”
“I…um…. please Colonel,
why must you do this to me?”
Hogan gave his
mischievous grin. “I don’t know what you are talking about?” Hogan waved the
candy bar under Shultz’s nose.
Shultz grabbed the candy
bar from Hogan’s hand. “Hochstetter wants to have a talk with you and the woman
in Kommandant Klink’s office.” As Shultz was indulging himself in the candy
bar, his eyes noticed how empty the room looked for everyone being confined to
barracks. “Colonel, where is everyone?”
“Come on Carter, are you in
or out?” Came a voice from Hogan’s room.
“Go fish.” Came another
voice. Hogan looked at the door to his room.
“Carter how many times do
I have to explain to you we are playing poker not Go Fish?” came an accented
voice.
“They are having a poker
game in there. Stakes were too rich for my blood so I came out here.”
Shultz looked to the door
and then to Hogan. “Are you sure everyone is here?”
Hogan grinned, “Would I
lie to you?”
HH HH HH
Carter dressed in a
Gestapo uniform and made his way to the Hammelberg barber to get all the hair
he could from him.
Olsen and Cummings were
also in Gestapo uniforms and headed for the Holtz farm because they have a lot
of horses. “We’ll simply tell them we need for you to trim the manes and tails
of all your horses” Cummings said
“If they ask why, We’ll
use the good stand by answer The Gestapo don’t have to explain their actions to
anyone” Olsen added with his best German accent.
LeBeau went to the barber
there at camp and got all the hair he could from him and took it to Newkirk.
HH HH HH
Hogan walked into Klink’s
office. Langenscheidt had gotten Sleeping Beauty while Shultz was getting
Hogan. “You wanted to see me?” Hogan noticed Sleeping Beauty sitting in a chair
and the scared look on her face. She was the most beautiful woman he had ever
seen. She had long blonde hair that appeared as spun gold. Her eyes sparkled as
sapphires. Her skin was a soft ivory and her lips were as red as a ruby.
Hochstetter noticed Hogan
staring at Sleeping Beauty and smiled. “Colonel, I want to introduce you to Eva
Hoffman. You might better know her as Sleeping Beauty.”
Hogan was lost in her
eyes. He reached out and took her hand in his and brought it up to his lips and
kissed it. “A pleasure to meet you Ms. Hoffman.”
Eva started to relax and
blush. It had been a while since she had met anyone who was polite to her.
“That will be enough
Hogan!” Klink slammed his fist down on the table to get his attention.
The sound brought Hogan
out of his trance. “Did you say something Kommandant?”
Frustrated, Klink yelled.
“Yes I did…”
Hochstetter laughed this
might be easier than I thought and cut Klink off “Fraulein Hoffman, this is
Colonel Hogan. You might better know him as Papa Bear.” Hochstetter studied her
face for any sign that she recognized the code name. Eva just focused on
Hogan’s chocolate brown eyes that caused her to want to melt. Hochstetter
noticed that she didn’t react at all to the code name. Hummm. She is
supposed to have all sorts of information about the underground. Certainly she
has heard of Papa Bear. But why didn’t she react?
Eva smiled “Nice to meet
you Colonel.”
Hogan returned her smile.
“Major I appreciate you giving me the chance to meet…”
“Waaaarrrrrrah!
Waaarrrrrrah!” Came a sound from outside.
“What was that?” Klink
asked shaking
“It was nothing, probably
just some animal.” Answered Hochstetter calmly.
Shultz came running in
the door. “Herr Kommandant, did you hear that? I have never heard anything like
it before. Not even at the zoo.”
Hochstetter looked from
Klink to Shultz. “I often wonder how Germany will win this war with cowards
like you.”
“I know I haven’t heard
anything like it at the zoo either. Tell us major, what kind of animal do you
think it was?” Klink asked.
Hogan smiled and decided
to play along. “Yes Major, what kind of animal was it?”
Hochstetter had no clue
what kind of animal, but he would never admit it. “That is not important. Can
we get back to the matter at hand?”
Shultz looked at Hogan
and asked “Colonel Hogan do you know what kind of animal that was?”
You know Shultz, for
not having rehearsed this you have perfect timing. “I have heard a sound like that
one time when I was in Arkansas…”
“Is that where you are
from?” Hochstetter asked. He would not pass on getting any personal information
on Hogan.
Hogan just smiled at
Hochstetter Keep guessing Major “I heard a sound like that.”
“What was it?” Klink
asked stepping around from his desk
“Well, I didn’t see the
animal, but the police department got many calls stating that people saw…never
mind. You wont believe me.”
“Saw what? Tell me and
that’s an order!” Klink demanded shaking his finger in Hogan's face.
“Since you put it that
way. People reported seeing a large hairy creature that was about seven feet
tall, walked upright on two legs and had a face that was similar to a man.”
“What are you talking
about? There is no such creature.” Hochstetter said
“Are you talking about a
Sasquatch?” Shultz asked
Everyone stared at him.
“How do you know about them?” Hochstetter demanded.
“I was listening outside
of barrack 2 just after mail call and heard Sergeant Carter talking about his
family hearing one.”
Hogan looked shocked “I
can’t believe you would do such a thing. How would you like us to listen in on
your conversations?”
“I am sorry Colonel. I
didn’t mean anything bad by it. I just heard the topic and wanted to hear more.
I wont do it again.” Shultz apologized
“I have never heard
stories of such a creature, but I have not heard of a Sasquatch sighting here
before much less hearing one. I wonder why we are hearing one now?” Klink
inquired.
Chapter 5: Answers
Hochstetter yelled
loosing his patience with all of this Sasquatch talk. “I want this subject
dropped. This creature does not exist.”
Hogan squatted down to
look Eva in the eye. “You okay?”
She gave a slight nod. “I
am fine now.”
Hogan picked up right
away what she was really saying. “It might have something to do with their
migration patterns.”
“Hoooogaaaaan!”
Hochstetter yelled. “I said enough about that topic! I will personally shoot
the next person who mentions this creature. Now Fraulein Hoffman, I want you to
tell me all you know about this man.” Hochstetter pointed to Hogan.
Eva looked at Hochstetter
and shrugged. “He has creamy brown eyes, black hair and he is tall. He is an
American Colonel and his name is Robert Hogan.”
“Go on. Tell me more.”
Hochstetter demanded.
Eva looked Hogan up and
down and smiled. “Which barrack do you stay in?”
Hogan smiled, I really
like her. Better not tell Tiger that could pose to be a dangerous mistake. “Two.
Are you planning on dropping by for a night cap?”
“Colonel, the only place
she is going to be dropping by is solitary confinement and Gestapo headquarters
in Berlin.” Hochstetter said through gritted teeth.
“Major,” Eva spoke up. “I
know something else about him. He stays in Barrack two.”
“BAH!” Hochstetter yelled
loosing his patience. “That is not the information I want to know about him. I
want you to tell me that he is Papa Bear and that he is responsible for the
underground activity in this area.”
Hogan noticed a twinkle
in Eva’s eye as she asked him “Colonel, are you this Papa Bear and are you
responsible for the underground activity in this area?”
Hogan wanted to roll on
the floor laughing at the game Eva was playing with Hochstetter. However, he
had to remind himself how dangerous of a game it was to keep from laughing.
“No.”
Eva looked at Hochstetter
“Sorry Major, I cannot tell you that. He said it isn’t him.”
Hochstetter’s mouth
dropped open in disbelief. “You are not suppose to ask him for the answers. You
are supposed to tell me what you already know. I know a person that is as
important as you are in the underground would know about Papa Bear.”
“Major, I know that the
Gestapo will torture a person until they get answers. It doesn’t matter that
they are the truth. Whoever it was that said I was this Sleeping Beauty was
only telling you that to get you to stop. I suppose that when you take me to
Berlin, that since you believe I am this Sleeping Beauty, that you will torture
me until I give names of the entire underground. Since I don’t have the names,
I will have to just start naming people.” Eva got a devilish grin “I wonder
what would happen if I named you as a member of the underground.”
Hochstetter drew back his
hand to slap her, but stopped when Hogan stood between them. Hochstetter
lowered his hand with a scowl. “I believe you are Sleeping Beauty and you will
give me the names that I want.”
Hogan looked Hochstetter
in the eye. “Major, has it ever occurred to you that you might be barking up
the wrong trees?”
“Never. The Third Reich
is never wrong. Maybe Hogan you will go ahead and confess and save this lovely
Fraulein from the pain she is going to endure.”
Hogan shook his head.
“This is a never ending obsession with you isn’t it. First you do everything
you can to prove that I am Papa Bear and now you are doing the same thing to
Ms. Hoffman.”
“Scared Hogan?"
Hochstetter had an evil grin at the thought of Hogan being scared. "Are
you afraid of what Fraulein Hoffman will tell me? I know I am right about…”
“Waaaarrrrrrah!”
Hochstetter started to
turn red. “Not a word about that sound. I know I am right about the both of you
and I will get the truth. When I do Hogan, I intend to make you wish you
never...”
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Gunshots were heard in
the compound. Everyone in Klink’s office ran out to see what the shooting was
about.
“Was ist los?”
Hochstetter yelled
“Herr Major, I saw
something large moving around in the woods. I didn’t get a good look at it.”
The guard answered.
I wonder if Newkirk
got the costume ready yet? Na, the guys should be getting back with the hair
and fur though. No, I pray that it wasn’t any of my men they were shooting at.
Chapter 6: Nothing To Hide
Cummings and Olsen ducked
behind a tree when they heard the shooting. “Wonder what they are shooting at?
.” Olsen asked
“I don’t know, but it
sure isn’t us because they are firing on the other side of camp. Lets get out
of here because don’t want to be out here when the Krauts come out to look for
whatever it is.” Cummings answered.
They made it to the stump
just in time to see Carter climb into the tunnel. When they were sure the coast
was clear, they went down into the tunnel also.
“Here Newkirk, this is
all I could get.” Carter dropped a bag of hair at his feet and started to
change his clothes.
“We can do better than
that.” Cummings said with a smile as he dropped their couple of bags.
“What kind of ‘air is
that?” Newkirk asked picking up a bundle of hair.
“Horse. We went to the
Holtz farm and had him give his horses a hair cut.” Olsen answered with a laugh
while changing back into his regular uniform. “We might want to get topside.
There was some shooting and they are probably going to call a surprise roll
call.”
“Were they shootin’ at
you blokes?” Newkirk asked concerned
Carter shook his head “I
don’t think so. They were shooting at something on the other side of camp.”
“Lets get topside then
and fast.” Newkirk stated.
HH HH HH
“Klink, I want an
immediate roll call to make sure everyone is here.” Hochstetter ordered
“Shultz, get everyone in
formation for roll call.” Klink ordered as he silently prayed Please don’t
let it be one of my prisoners. There has never been a prisoner shot here and I
don’t ever want one shot here.
“Jawol” Shultz saluted
and did as ordered. Shultz started counting the prisoners and stopped when he
saw Hogan’s space empty. Before he could even ask about Hogan’s whereabouts,
Klink demanded a report. “Sir all present except for Colonel Hogan.” Shultz
answered
“HAH! I knew it. Hogan
knew that Eva would eventually name him as Papa Bear and set up this
distraction to escape.” Hochstetter had such a joy radiating from him that it
was scary.
Shultz saw movement
behind Hochstetter and stepped to the side to get a better look. What he saw
brought a smile to his face. “Um Major, please take a look behind you.” Shultz
suggested
Hochstetter and Klink
turned around and saw Hogan and Eva sitting on the steps to the Kommandantur
talking.
Klink walked up to Hogan.
“What are you doing? Did you not hear Sergeant Shultz call for a special roll
call?”
“Yes I did. It is just
that I haven’t been dismissed yet so I decided to stay here.” Hogan answered
innocently.
It took all of Hogan’s
self control to hide the smile and laugh he had over watching Hochstetter
deflate.
Hochstetter walked up to
Hogan and shook his fist in his face. “Don’t worry Hogan, I will get you in my
grasp soon. Either I will get Sleeping Beauty to talk or you will slip up. One
way or the other you are mine. You might as well confess and save us all a lot
of time and pain.”
Hogan stood up showing
Hochstetter that he was not scared of his threats. “I have nothing to hide from
you Major. That was seen to at Dulag Luft. Whatever confessions you beat out of
someone will be lies. You have been after me for so long that you are afraid to
give up and admit that you were wrong. That is why you keep looking for someone
to agree with your imagination.”
Smack! Hochstetter backhanded Hogan out
of frustration. Klink stood there with his mouth open. I better separate
these two before Hochstetter gives Hogan something more lethal. “Take her
back to her cell and Hogan you are free to go back to your barrack.”
After a moment Hogan
broke his gaze with Hochstetter and gave Klink his normal salute and went to
his barracks.
HH HH HH
Hogan’s men scattered
quickly and tried to act casual when they saw their CO head for the barracks.
They knew it was hard for Hogan to put up with the abuse and humiliation
especially when he could leave anytime he wanted. Most of the time, Hogan was
playing a game with Hochstetter, but every once in a while, Hochstetter would
change the odds to his favor. The men did their best to not add to his
discomfort so they pretended that they did not see what had happened.
Hogan walked in and saw a
card game going on at the table, LeBeau getting the ingredients together to
cook, Carter was sweeping the floor and Kinch was reading a book upside down.
Hogan appreciated the effort. “Newkirk, shouldn’t you be finishing up on a
certain outfit?”
“Oh! Right gov’nor.”
Newkirk laid his cards down and went to the tunnel entrance. “Kinch, if you
don’t mind, could you come down for a fittin’?”
Kinch laid his book down
and followed Newkirk. Hogan stopped them. “Newkirk, while you are at it, I want
you to take apart the bullet proof vests that we have and put the stuff on the
inside of the outfit. Just in case.” With that Hogan went into his room and
closed the door.
Everyone one looked at
each other. “C’mon mate.” Newkirk motioned to Kinch.
HH HH HH
That night after roll
call, Hogan headed for the entrance to the tunnels. “LeBeau, I want you to
accompany me tonight for my meeting with Tiger...just incase I need back up
because of patrols.”
“Oui.” LeBeau followed
Hogan to the tunnel and both of them dressed in black.
Newkirk went into the
tunnels also and started working on the outfit again. “How is it coming
Newkirk?” Hogan asked as he checked his pistol
“Just about through Sir.
Sir do you need me to go with you?” Newkirk asked
“No, you need to have it
finished for in the morning.” Hogan answered and headed for the emergency exit
with LeBeau.
Chapter 7: Sasquatchs, Tigers and Bears
Hogan saw the dark house
from their hiding place in the woods. He scanned the area for a few minutes
listening for any sounds. Nothing was heard but the night creatures and the
beating of his own heart When Hogan felt it was clear; he motioned for LeBeau
to wait while he made his way to the house. He crept up to the house and tapped
the code on the door. He brought his gun up and had it ready to fire incase it
wasn’t Tiger at the door. To Hogan’s relief, he heard the response code and saw
Tiger standing in the doorway when it opened.
“Come in Colonel.” Tiger
said
Hogan lowered his gun and
motioned that it was safe for LeBeau to come. LeBeau ran to the door and
quickly entered.
“What is the emergency
Colonel? Your message sounded urgent.” Tiger asked concerned
Kinch knows me too
well, but then again I did make a big deal about it. Sometimes I wonder what I
would do without him? I pray I never have to find out. “It is about LeBeau’s family. He
received word that they were taken to a concentration camp. We don’t know which
one. I was wondering if you could use your contacts and find them.” Hogan
looked at LeBeau and saw a half worried half relieved look on his face. “If
there is any way possible to get them out safely, please do it. I will let
LeBeau give you’re their descriptions and information. I am going to go keep
look out.”
“Merci Colonel.” LeBeau
said. He then turned to Tiger and started talking in French to her.
Hogan walked to the
window and looked out. The night was still and calm. For once no bombs
exploding and no gunshots could be heard. It was easy to forget there was a war
going on. Poor LeBeau. I can only imagine how I would feel if it was my
family. I would hate to know that the Nazi flag replaced the flag flying over
Washington. My mom would never survive a work camp. Hogan closed his eyes
as tears threaten to fall. I miss you so much mom and dad. I know you miss
me, but...but I am doing what I must to keep you safe. He took a deep breath.
I don’t even want to think about what they would do to my sister. Hogan
turned to see how things were going between LeBeau and Tiger. His heart must
be breaking with anticipation. I need to keep him busy so hopefully he won’t
think about it as much.
“Merci Tiger for all your
help.” Hogan heard LeBeau say. Hogan wiped his eyes trying to hide his feelings
and walked back over to the group.
“I am sorry about your
family and we will do what we can to find them.” Tiger answered.
“Come LeBeau. We better
be getting back incase they decide to have a surprise bed check.” Hogan
suggested without looking at anyone.
“Auvoir Tiger.” LeBeau
said as he opened the door and checked outside. When he was sure the coast was
clear, he headed to the woods.
“Thanks Tiger. I
appreciate the help.” Hogan said, but would not look at her in the eyes. One
reason was because he didn’t want her to see his red eyes and the other was
guilt. Why is it I feel guilty? Tiger and I are just friends. We have no
commitment to each other. I… Hogan’s thoughts were interrupted.
“Colonel is there
something wrong?” Tiger asked concerned that he wouldn’t look her in the eye.
Hogan shook his head and
forced himself to look her in the eye briefly. “I have to go. Stay safe.” With
that he made his way to the woods where LeBeau was waiting.
HH HH HH
“’Old still Kinch. I
don’t want to try and explain to the gov’nor that the outfit is torn and we
can’t go through with his crazy plan.” Newkirk said as he tried to put the
finishing touches on the outfit without poking anyone with the needle
“Could you have made this
outfit any heavier?” Kinch commented trying to get use to the weight.
“‘Ay the gov’nor said to
make it bullet proof and that is what I did. It isn’t my fault that stuff is
‘eavy. There finished.” Newkirk stepped back to get a good look at Kinch. “I am
not sure what you are suppose to look like, but I doubt the Krauts do either.
Try walking.”
“I feel silly.”
“Pretend you are going to
a costume party.” Kinch started walking like Carter had told him. “Seem
convincing to me.”
“Wow! You did a great job
Newkirk.” Carter said as he came down in the tunnels. “You are exactly as I
pictured it when my grandpa described it to me.
“Glad I could figure out
your description. I still don’t see how this is going to work. The gov’nor has
come up with some crazy plans in the past, but this takes the cake.”
“I hate it.” Kinch
commented trying hard not to scratch.
“You are just saying that
because you are wearing the outfit.” Newkirk said making a minor adjustment.
“I think he is just
trying to get even with me for making him get some rest.” Kinch readjust the
outfit. “I guess I will go play the record.” Kinch took off the outfit and
played a few roars and headed upstairs.
HH HH HH
Hogan’s heart stopped
momentarily when he heard the roars and flashes of his dream came to his mind
as well as when he first heard that sound. “Something wrong Colonel?” LeBeau
whispered.
Hogan shook his head and
motioned to keep moving. When they got near the tunnel entrance, Hogan motioned
for LeBeau to stop and get down. Since they left, the guard had been doubled.
Currently there were three guards hanging around the tree stump that doubled as
the door to the tunnel.
They waited for a moment
to see if the guards would move, but they didn’t. Hogan motioned for LeBeau to
wait and when it was clear to go down the tunnel. LeBeau nodded in agreement.
Hogan took out his pistol
and headed away from the tunnel. When he felt he was a safe distance away and
shielded by some trees incase the guards decided to shoot first and ask
questions later, he started stomping around and shook a few small trees to get
their attention.
His plan worked and the
guards from the tree stump ran in the direction of the noise. When the guards
were far enough away, LeBeau went down the tunnel as fast as he could. As he
closed the lid he heard a couple of rifle shots. Oh no!
Chapter 8: Who’s Camp Is It
Before LeBeau could
finish his thought, the lid was yanked opened and Colonel Hogan was standing
there out of breath. LeBeau went down the ladder and Hogan followed. “Miss me?”
“You are lucky the Krauts
did. The did didn’t they?” LeBeau asked with worry.
“Yes LeBeau the missed.”
LeBeau had a skeptic look. He knew how Hogan kept things a secret especially
with his health. “I promise, no new holes.” Hogan held up his fingers like a
boy scout. Hogan smiled after he saw that LeBeau believed him, he motioned for
him to hurry and change. “The gunfire is sure to cause another bed check.”
HH HH HH
Klink came dancing out of
his quarters trying to get his coat and boot on. “Who’s shooting?”
Hochstetter ran out of
the guest quarters with his gun drawn “I want an immediate roll call and no one
rests until whatever is running around in the woods is brought to me dead or
alive.”
Between the gunshots,
Germans yelling, sirens going off and the dogs barking, everyone was standing
in front of their barrack trying to figure out what was going on.
Hogan and LeBeau made it
to stand in line with the others just in time. Hogan was the first person
Hochstetter looked for. Hochstetter then went to the solitary confinement cells
to check on Eva. To his surprise, she was in her cell wondering what was going
on. “Bah!” Was all Hochstetter said to her and then left.
Hochstetter joined Klink
in front of the prisoners awaiting the count. The entire time he kept his eyes
locked with Hogan’s. Since Hogan knew all his men were safe, he just gave a
smug smile to Hochstetter.
Hochstetter was getting
tired of being made a fool of and he knew that some how Hogan was behind it.
All he needed to do was prove it.
Shultz stood before Klink
and Hochstetter and saluted. “All prisoners present and accounted for.”
“Thank you Sergeant.”
Klink congratulated.
“Bah!” Hochstetter
exclaimed and marched up to Hogan. He shook his fist in Hogan’s face. “I know
you had something to do with this now tell me what it is.”
Hogan let out a slight
laugh. “I have no idea what you are talking about. I was in bed sleeping when
it sounded like the front had made it to Stalag 13. I came out in the hopes of
seeing Patton and the rest of the Allies.”
Hochstetter didn’t find
any humor in what Hogan said. “You better watch your tongue before someone
decides to remove it.” Hochstetter walked back to Klink “I want another count!”
Klink rolled his eyes.
“C’mon Major, It is cold
out here.” Hogan protested
Hochstetter grinned at
Hogan. “Should have thought about that before you decided to disrupt the camp.”
Keep quiet Rob. He is
just fishing. If he had anything he would have arrested you by now. If I stay
silent than that will prove he is right. “Whatever makes you fell better? You have your version and I
know the truth.” So what if they are the same? He doesn’t need to know that.
“And what is the truth
Colonel?” Hochstetter asked.
Please shut up Hogan
so I can get back to bed. You’re men are not the only ones who are cold. Klink prayed silently.
“The truth is you have an
animal out there some where and you keep thinking I had something to do with
it.”
“Waaaarrrrrah!” they
heard
“Now explain how I was
able to do that when I was standing here talking to you and all my men are
here?” Hogan folded his arms across his chest.
“Simple, you some how
made contact with the underground and you are having them do it.” Hochstetter
answered
Hogan, Klink and the rest
of the men rolled their eyes. “Whatever.” Hogan responded
“Herr Major,” Shultz
saluted “all prisoners still here. Would you like me to dismiss them now?”
Hochstetter smiled evilly
at Hogan. “Yes Sergeant, but Colonel Hogan must remain where he is.”
Hogan threw his hands up
in disgust. Of all the times for him to play games.
Shultz herded everyone
back inside and only Hogan, Hochstetter and Klink remained in the center of the
compound.
Hochstetter circled Hogan
like a predator with is prey. Hogan just stared at Klink hoping that he would
put a stop to this. After about five minutes of him circling, Hogan spoke up.
“Is there something you wanted or do you enjoy admiring me?”
“Nervous Hogan? Do you
have something planned and I am keeping you from it?”
“As a matter of fact you
are. You are keeping me from returning to my bed and going back to sleep.”
Hogan answered testy.
“Major, if you have a
purpose for this get on with it otherwise I am ordering Hogan back in.” Klink
stated.
Hochstetter faced Klink.
“You dare give me orders? I am the one giving the orders around here. Klink you
are not needed any more, you are dismissed.”
“Danke Major.” Klink
started back to his quarters then stopped and stomped back to Hochstetter. “You
are dismissing me? Now wait a minute Major. Do I need to remind you that I am a
colonel and you are a major and this is my camp?”
“So what’s your point? If
you would like, I could arrange it so I am in control of this camp?”
Hochstetter said with a shrug.
Klink let out a nervous
laugh and started backing away. “My camp is your camp. Good night.”
Hochstetter went over to
the bench in front of barrack two and sat down. This is going to be a long
night Hogan thought.
HH HH HH
“What do we do now?”
LeBeau asked
“We still have a job to
do. Do we have everything ready for Operation King Kong?” Kinch asked. Everyone
nodded. “Good. Nothing more we can do until Hochstetter leaves. Might as well
get some sleep.”
“What about the Colonel?”
Carter asked bouncing from one foot to the other.
Kinch let out a sigh.
“Nothing we can do Andrew. He is on his own for now.”
Newkirk crawled into bed
but before he went to sleep, “Kinch, do you suppose that the underground was
responsible for that roar?”
Kinch gave a shrug “I
hope so. It would explain the meeting with Tiger.”
Even though LeBeau knew
the truth about the meeting, he said nothing. Maybe le Colonel told her
about the roar after I left.
HH HH HH
Half-hour later, Hogan
started shifting his weight from one leg to the other. Even though his leather
bomber was usually warm; it felt like he was wearing just his shirt. The night
wind was cold and damp. Hochstetter sat on the bench with out a word in his
warm long coat.
Hogan closed his eyes and
imagined himself on a warm beach with a beautiful blonde. Better make that
blonde Tiger. They were holding hands and walking the shoreline. Even the water
was warm. They found a nice secluded place and decided to get better
acquainted. Hogan held Tiger in his arms and said I love you.
When Tiger opened her
mouth, the only sound was a roar “Waaaarrrrrah!”
The roar brought Hogan
out of his thoughts. Hochstetter jumped up with his gun drawn. “Release the
dogs. I want this creature found! If it isn’t found by sun up, I am going to
shoot someone!”
Chapter 9: Lost And Found
“Tiger to Sparrow. Come
in Sparrow.” Tiger waited for a few minutes for Sparrow to reply.
“This is Sparrow. Go
ahead Tiger.”
“I need you to locate a
family for me that was taken by the Gestapo to a concentration camp. We are not
sure which one. There are a total of eleven people. All have the last name
LeBeau. Father is Jean-Claude, Mother Yvette, Oldest son Philippe his wife
Carlotta and their son Jean-Pierre. Next youngest son Bastien, his wife
Jeannette and their daughter Catherine. Next youngest son, Alexandrie and his
wife Delphina. Finally a Daughter named Isabelle.”
“You said their last name
was LeBeau as in Louis LeBeau?” Sparrow asked
“Oui. Can you please find
them and if possible get them out?” Tiger pleaded
“Oui. I remember how
Louis came all the way to Paris to keep me from thinking the love of my life
betrayed me.1 I will do what I can for him.”
“Merci. Auvoir.” Tiger
disconnected the radio. I wish there was more that I could do for him.
HH HH HH
The stars started to fade
from the sky as the sun started to rise. The guards were nervous about
Hochstetter’s threat. There was no sign of any animal that could make that
sound. All the dogs found were rabbits and squirrels.
Hogan’s legs were numb
from the cold. Hochstetter sat still on the bench because parts of him had gone
numb also. Shultz came out of the guard barracks and stretched and yawned. Then
he made his way over to barrack two to wake them up for roll call.
As Shultz reached for the
handle, the door opened and all the men came pouring out and stood in line.
Shultz then started his count. By the time he was done, Klink was standing on
the front porch yawning. He made his way to stand in front of the prisoners.
“Repor…yawn…t”
“All present Herr
Kommandant.”
“You may…yawn…dismiss
the prisoners.” Klink said as he turned to go back inside.
“Wait.” Hochstetter
stopped him. “I want all prisoners in formation until we are outside of the
gate.” Hochstetter got in Hogan’s face. “I hope that doesn’t ruin any plans you
have to rescue Sleeping Beauty.”
“The only plans I had
concerning Ms. Hoffman was saying good by. Thanks Major for giving me and my
men that opportunity.” Hogan said with a smile.
“Bah!” Hochstetter pulled
out his gun. Hogan as well as everyone else held their breath wondering if he
was going to carry out he threat.
He better not be
thinking about really shooting anyone. Klink glanced at Hogan hoping he would say something to
defuse Hochstetter, but Hogan remained silent. I guess you remaining silent
is the best. If you said anything, you are probably the one he would shoot.
Kommandant, it is all
in your hands. If he shoots one of my men it is going to be a blood bath and
only you can prevent it. Hogan thought as he stared at Klink. Rob did you hear what you
just said? Oh no! If it is up to Klink to do the right thing and stop
Hochstetter that can only mean one thing...we are all going to die.
Hochstetter noticed how
nervous everyone was and smiled with delight. "Scared Hogan?"
Hogan shook his head
"Of you? Nope." Why should I start being honest with him now?
"You will be Hogan.
Mark my words, you will be." Hochstetter turned and walked over to
solitary to get Eva. “Time to go my dear. Do you want to change your mind about
Colonel Hogan?”
“Major, I cannot tell you
what I don’t know. This was my first time meeting Colonel Hogan. Yes I have
heard some talk about Papa Bear, but it has been from the Gestapo at the
Haufbrau after they have had to many beers. Maybe you should ask your own men.
They seem to know quite a bit about Papa Bear.”
“Enough, raus!”
Hochstetter ordered. Eva followed Hochstetter out and the guard was behind her.
When Hogan saw Eva come
out, he walked up to her. “You okay?”
She smiled “As well as
can be.”
“I am sorry that you got
involved in his delusions.” Hogan said staring into her eyes and praying that
some how this plan will still work.
Eva smiled trying to not
let it show how scared she was "So am I."
HH HH HH
“Sparrow to Tiger.”
Sparrow waited for Tiger to respond
“This is Tiger. Go ahead
Sparrow.”
“Found what happened to
packages. The two oldest were killed. All others in work camps. Working on
liberating packages. Will contact you with results.”
“Will be waiting.” LeBeau
will be heart broken to hear about his parents. At least the rest have been
found. Should I tell LeBeau now or wait? No matter this is something that needs
to be done in person.
HH HH HH
“Hogan, why are you over
here talking to my prisoner?” Hochstetter yelled.
In his best innocent look
Hogan answered “Aren’t you having us stand out here so we could say good bye to
Ms. Hoffman?”
“No! Now get back in
line. Klink keep control of your prisoners or else..” Hochstetter took Eva by
the arm and practically drug her to his car.
“Hogan do as the Major
asks before you get into trouble. Or worse get me into trouble. I think you
would enjoy that wouldn't you?” Klink didn't wait for Hogan to answer. "I
promis you Hogan, if I get into trouble, so will you and your men. Now get back
into formation."
Hogan gave his usual
salute and walked back to his place in line. In a low voice said, “As soon as
they are out of camp, we move out. Kinch is it going to take long to get that
outfit on?”
Kinch shook his head “No
Sir. I can put it on over my uniform.”
“Good.” Hogan hooked his
thumbs in his pockets and rocked on his heals.
“Sir, they are gettin’ a
‘ead start. “'Ow are we goin’ to catch up with them?” Newkirk asked.
Hogan shrugged. “To tell
you the truth, I don’t know, but my gut says we can still pull it off.”
“Are you sure about that
and it isn’t just your stomach saying its hungry?” LeBeau asked. Hogan gave LeBeau
a sideways glance. “What? I am just being realistic. There is no way we can
catch up with them.”
“LeBeau, sometimes you
need to have faith in the right person that they will help you when you need
it.” Hogan looked to the sky and prayed silently. Lord, I am in need of one
of your miracles again. I know I must be running out of them, but I can’t let
that monster take her to Berlin. So what ever you can do to help will be
appreciated.
As soon as the car drove
outside of the gates, Hogan and his men quickly went back into the barracks and
down in the tunnels.
HH HH HH
Klink stood on his porch
and watched how quickly the men went in. Should I find out what the rush is
all about? Klink pulled his coat tighter around him as a cold wind blew. Na,
they are probably just cold and tired of standing outside. He started to
walk in his office then stopped. I hope. Could Hochstetter be right about
Hogan? Klink glanced over his shoulder toward barrack two. Impossible.
There has never been a successful escape from here. I know if I was Hogan and
was capable of everything Hochstetter said, I would escape just so I wouldn’t
have to deal with him. For that matter, I wish I could escape right now so I
would never have to deal with him again.
HH HH HH
Kinch quickly put the outfit
on and came around the corner behind Hogan. “Waaarrrrah!” Kinch roared.
Hogan gave a slight jump
and turned to face him. “Are you wanting to be SPO so bad that you are trying
to give me a heart attack?” Everyone laughed. “You did a great job Newkirk.
Lets move out. Remember, don’t shoot unless I give the order.
A/N: 1 Season 2 Episode
25 “Reverend Kommandant Klink”
Chapter 10: Bravery Takes A Holiday
Hogan and his men moved
quickly and quietly through the woods along the road. Hogan motioned for everyone
to stop and get down and remain quiet. He crept ahead to get a better view of
what he heard.
Hogan parted the bushes
enough for him to see through. There was Hochstetter’s car stopped on the side
of the road and Hochstetter was sitting in the car yelling at the driver.
“You stupid fool! How
could you have not seen the hole in the road? I have a good mind to send you to
the Russian front!”
“But Herr Major, I don’t
know how I missed it. I am sorry, I will have the tire fixed in a minute.”
“You better or else.”
Hochstetter growled through gritted teeth.
Hogan let the bushes come
back together and went back to the gang with a smile. He motioned for everyone
to spread out and take their positions. When everyone was ready, he gave Kinch
the go ahead signal.
I can’t believe I am
doing this. “Waaaarrrrrah!”
He roared. Then he shook a sapling tree and stomped loudly.
The driver dropped the
spare tire and wanted to crawl under the car. Hochstetter stepped out of the
car, drew his gun and fired in the direction of the sounds. “Listen up who ever
you. I will not be intimidated. If you come out now, I wont hurt you.”
The woods went silent.
Not even the animals made a sound. The wind stopped rustling the leaves. The
stillness was eerie. Glad the Colonel had Newkirk make this bullet proof.
Kinch rubbed his chest where the bullet had struck. “Waaaarrrrrah!” echoed
through the woods. Kinch kept his eye on Hochstetter’s gun to know when it
would be safe to come out. Kinch looked up for a quick prayer while waiting. Lord,
protect me. When Kinch looked back at Hochstetter, he saw his hand tremble
slightly.
Kinch let out the
biggest, longest and loudest roar he had done and charged toward the car. The
driver got so scared that he threw his gun at Kinch and started running down the
road screaming. While Hochstetter was distracted watching the driver, Kinch ran
up to him, knocked the gun out of his hand and knocked him to the ground. Kinch
made a step toward Hochstetter, who was now frightened and put his hands over
his face and started screaming. “Keep away! Keep away!”
It took every bit of
self-control that everyone could muster not to laugh. Never a camera around
when you need one. Why don’t you have the propaganda ministry film this? Hogan
thought with a smile.
Eva let out a scream and
got out of the car and ran in the opposite direction of the driver. Kinch
turned to see where she was running and noticed a figure running in the woods
after her. Hochstetter thought he would take the opportunity to try and get
away. The movement got Kinch’s attention. Kinch started to pound on the roof of
the car and roar again. Hochstetter rolled under the car and let out a small
whimper. “Go away and leave me alone!”
HH HH HH
After the bend in the
road and Hogan was sure that Hochstetter would not be able to see, Hogan ran
out from the woods and grabbed Eva. She let out a small scream before Hogan
could put his hand over her mouth.
“Relax. It’s me. Colonel
Hogan from Stalag 13.” Hogan said trying to calm her.
Eva was shaken up by the
creature and stammered. “We must leave. There is a monster back there. He…”
Hogan cut her off. “It’s
ok, he works for me.”
“I don’t understand. How
can that monster work for you?” Eva asked still scared.
“I will explain later.
Right now I have to get you out of here.” Hogan gave the signal letting
everyone know to head back to camp.
“Thank you Papa Bear for
everything.” Eva smiled and followed Hogan. He stopped briefly to look at her
and then continued making his way to camp.
HH HH HH
Kinch heard the signal
and let out a big roar and pounded on the roof one last time and ran into the
woods. There he met up with Newkirk, LeBeau and Carter. They all headed back to
camp together.
Hochstetter remained
under the car for a moment, too scared to come out. It is one thing to be brave
in front of people or when you have a weapon, but when you have a creature
attacking you and you have no weapon, bravery takes a holiday.
After a few moments of
not hearing a sound, he poked his head out from under the car and looked
around. He spotted his pistol lying on the road about ten feet from him. When
he was sure the coast was clear, he rolled from under the car and grabbed his
gun.
He spun in all directions
looking for any movement and listening for any sound. “Ha! I see you realized
that I am the better person and you ran off like the coward you are. If you
come back I will give you more of the same.” Hochstetter yelled. After still
not hearing anything, he felt that the creature was gone and decided it was
safe to finish changing the tire.
As he was working on the
tire, he was running through his mind how he would explain things. Bah! It
had to be someone dressed up. A member of the underground perhaps. Or maybe it
was Papa Bear? Nah, it was too big to be Colonel Hogan. When I get back, I am
going to put that guard on report for deserting his post. There is no room for
cowards like that in the Third Reich. And what did you do Wolfgang? You lay on
the ground and screamed like a child. Well at least there was no one here to
witness it…Sleeping Beauty.
Hochstetter stood up and
looked around. For the first time since the attack started he noticed that his
prisoner was gone. Out of frustration he kicked the tire “Oooooowwwww!” He
yelled as he started jumping on one foot while he held the other.
Now how do I explain
loosing Sleeping Beauty? Maybe I should of let the creature kill me. This is
not going to look good for me when I get back.
Chapter 11: Not Out Of The Woods Yet
Eva was sitting on a bunk
while Hogan was in a small room near by changing back into his uniform.
Suddenly he heard Eva scream. He gabbed his pistol and ran to her.
He saw Kinch make his way
down the tunnel. Hogan lowered his gun. “Kinch, you ought to be ashamed of your
self for scarring Sleeping Beauty like that. Oh and great job with Hochstetter.
It went better than I hopped. Too bad we didn’t have a camera.” Hogan saw Kinch
finger the bullet hole. “You okay?”
Kinch nodded “Yea. I am
glad this was bullet proof. Who knew that Hochstetter could shoot?”
“You knew who I was all
along, but how? We have never met.” Eva asked looking Hogan up and down.
“The same way you knew I
was Papa Bear. We don’t lead underground units without knowing all the
players.” Hogan noticed how Eva was looking him over. He suddenly felt awkward
as he realized that he was standing there in his underwear. “Excuse me.” Hogan
dashed back into the room and finished dressing.
Kinch took off the head
of the outfit. “Sorry about frightening you Miss. Hoffman.”
Eva stood up and walked
over to Kinch and ran her hand over the outfit. “Amazing. And what exactly are
you suppose to be?”
“A Sasquatch.” Carter
answered walking past Kinch and Eva and into the changing room.
“What is a Sasquatch?”
“You know luv, I asked
the same thing when I first heard the word,” Newkirk put his arm around her and
started leading her away from the others. “I was told that it is what the
Americans call a Big Foot.”
“In the Alps it is
referred to as a Yeti or Abominable Snowman.” LeBeau offered walking into the
changing room.
“Newkirk stop flirting
and get back in uniform.” Hogan yelled from the room.
Newkirk blushed slightly
as the secret of what he was doing was made known. He quickly excused himself
and went to do as ordered.
Hogan emerged from the
room and looked at Eva still slightly embarrassed. Eva noticed and ran her hand
on the side of his face. It is all right Colonel. I didn’t see anything to be
embarrassed about.”
Carter came out of the
room next. “You see Miss, it is just that we don’t get many women down here.
Heck we don’t see many women at all…”
“Carter.” Hogan said
tiredly
“The only woman that
comes down here a lot is Tiger. You see, the Colonel…”
“Carter!” Hogan yelled
clearly not wanting him to continue.
“Oh, sorry Sir.” Carter
answered sheepishly.
“Carter go upstairs and
keep a look out.” Hogan ordered
Eva looked away. It was
her turn to be embarrassed. “Something wrong Miss. Hoffman?” Hogan asked
“Meet you topside
Colonel.” LeBeau said as he walked to the ladder leading upstairs.
Hogan just nodded in
response. “Please call me Eva. I am sorry.” Eva responded.
“Why are you sorry?”
“Yes I know a lot about
what goes on in the underground. I have heard rumors about Papa Bear and Tiger.
She is a very lucky girl. I hope everything works out for the both of you.
However, if it doesn’t, look me up.”
Eva is the only woman
except for Tiger that Hogan felt like he could relax around. He smiled at her.
“We will just have to see how things go.”
“Now that I know that
Miss Hoffman is back in the game,” Newkirk walked up to her and put his arm around
her again. “How do you feel about Papa Bears cubs?”
“Newkirk, shouldn’t you
be getting upstairs?” Hogan asked clearly annoyed by Newkirk’s flirting.
“I’ll take him Sir.”
Kinch grabbed Newkirk by the elbow and started leading him toward the stairs.
“I got the hint thank
you.” Newkirk went to the ladder followed by Kinch.
“I should be going also.
No telling what is going to happen now. Wait down here and I will be back
shortly.”
HH HH HH
Hogan joined his men in
the common room. Newkirk got a card game started and LeBeau decided to make Eva
and the gang some lunch.
“So Colonel, you know
‘Ochstetter is goin’ to be combin’ the woods lookin’ for ‘er. ‘Ow are we goin’
to get ‘er to London?” Newkirk asked as he gave Carter three cards.
Hogan took a sip of
coffee and paced. “Give me some time to think about it. At least she is safe
for now.
HH HH HH
“Stalag 13, Colonel Klink
speaking. Heil Hitler… Oh Major Hochstetter how nice…No it isn’t nice…What…I
assure you…Yes stop assuring…Hogan and his men went into their barrack as soon
as you left…There has never been…I know you have heard it before…but…Yes I will
cooperate fully. Hogan will be in my office waiting for your arrival.” Klink
hung up the phone and shook his fist at it. Why can’t you leave my camp
alone? “Shultz!” Klink waited for Shultz to enter his office. “I want you
to bring Colonel Hogan here immediately.”
“Jawol Herr Kommandant.”
Shultz saluted and left.
HH HH HH
“Maybe we can get Klink
to go into town and hide her in the trunk of his car? It has worked before.”
LeBeau suggested.
“Possible.” Hogan
continued to pace.
“We could blow up
something outside of camp away from the emergency exit and while everyone is
over there investigating we can get her out.” Carter said enthusiastically.
Everyone just stared at
Carter. They worried about him sometimes and how eager he was to always blow
something up, no matter how big or small. Hogan just shook his head. “Sorry
Carter no explosions.”
Shultz came in the door.
“Colonel Hogan, Big Shot would like to see you in his office right now.”
“What does he want?
Doesn’t he know I am a busy man?” Hogan walked up to Shultz and looked him in
the eye.
“Busy doing what? To me
it looks like you are doing nothing but drinking coffee.”
“Well isn’t that doing
something?” Carter asked, “Gin!” He laid he cards on the table.
Newkirk just looked at
him “Gin? We are playing Black Jack.”
“When did we start
playing that?” Carter asked hurt that he didn’t win.
“Since the game started.
Look mate, you need to pay more attention.” Newkirk collected the cards.
“Carter we are playing Black Jack. All right.”
“I am not some kid you
know.”
Newkirk just rolled his
eyes and dealt the cards
“No problem Shultz. I
think I better leave before things get out of hand and I get drug into it.”
Chapter 12: Always With The Questions
Hogan walked into Klink’s
office “You wanted to see me Sir?”
Klink leaned back in his
chair and stared at Hogan without a word. After a moment of silence, Hogan
spoke up. “Sir is there something a matter?”
Klink leaned forward and
folded his hands on his desk. “Have a seat Colonel.”
Immediately Hogan’s
warning alarm went off. Something was wrong and Klink was not saying. Hogan sat
in the chair across from Klink. Say something Kommandant. The silence is
killing me.
“Colonel you have been in
this camp for many years correct?” Klink asked
“You know I have. What’s
going on Kommandant?” Hogan was starting to get more nervous.
Klink stood up and walked
around to the front of the desk and sat in the chair next to Hogan. Oh no!
Something happened and I am going to be shot or hung and if it involves
Hochstetter, both.
“Colonel, if you were
able to leave camp undetected, you would not come back to camp right?”
“Kommandant, you know is
every officers duty to try to escape.” What is he getting at? Did someone
bring him a brain and he is trying a new interrogation technique?
“Yes I have heard that,
but it doesn’t say anything about having to succeed, only try.”
“Kommandant, if you are
trying to say something, just say it.” Hogan said defensively
Am I striking a nerve
Colonel? I noticed that you have been uneasy since I asked you to sit. Maybe
Hochstetter has been interrogating you the wrong way all along. It is nice to
finally see you off guard. “Very well Colonel. Hochstetter is on his way here and he believes
you had something to do with his missing prisoner.”
Hogan gave a laugh. “How
did he loose Miss Hoffman?”
“Colonel this is no
laughing matter. He is determined to prove your involvement. He believes that
Miss Hoffman is hiding here at Stalag 13 and that you can come and go as you
please.”
“I will be sure to keep
an eye out for any females in camp for him. Kommandant, as for me being able to
leave whenever I want…Don’t you think that if I could leave, that I would be
dumb enough to come back and subject myself to dealing with that maniac?” Hogan
answered.
“You still don’t
understand do you? He is coming here to question you about her disappearance.
He believes that you some how had something to do with it. He also believes you
did this to make him look bad in front of his superiors and he intends to make
you pay for his humiliation.”
Hogan went visibly pale,
but lightheartedly said. “He doesn't need any help from me on that
matter."
“I will do what I can to
protect you but…well you understand.”
Hogan got a stern look on
his face. “Understand that you are a coward who is afraid to stand up to
someone of a lower rank.” Hogan’s words hurt Klink and he knew it. “Sorry
Kommandant, I didn’t mean…”
“Yes you did Colonel or
you would not have said it. Don’t you think I know what people really think
about me? Despite what you say, I know how the prisoners really feel.” Klink
walked over to the picture of him with his plane and thought back to the days
when he was brave. Days when he would not have cowered to someone of a lesser
rank. Days when there wasn’t a threat of getting shot or sent to one of the
fronts.
Klink walked over to the
picture of Hitler speaking into the microphone. Hogan was nervous that if Klink
started studying the picture, he would see the microphone they had hidden.
“Colonel Hogan, you have no idea what is like to live here and have a person
like him running the country.”
Hogan walked over to
Klink. “Sir I am really sorry for the comment. I know you try. Lets go over
here and sit down and talk.” Hogan started walking toward the chair. Klink got
closer to the picture. “Sir, you can throw me in the cooler for thirty days for
that comment.” Klink raised his hand to the picture “Put me on nothing but
bread and water. Take all the privileges away from me and the rest of the
prisoners.” Hogan was saying anything to get Klink’s attention away from the
picture. Klink’s finger knocked a spider off of the picture and Hogan let out
the breath he was holding.
Klink turned around and
followed Hogan back to the chairs. “Colonel, do me a favor, while Hochstetter
is here, say as little as possible and don’t upset him. Please” Klink didn’t
act like he had heard a word Hogan had said.
“No promises, but I will
do my best.” Hogan answered. How could he be that close to the picture and
not notice the microphone?
HH HH HH
Eva was wondering in the
tunnels when she heard the radio start to beep. I better get someone from
upstairs to answer it. She went over to the ladder, but didn’t know how to
open it. She saw a wrench hanging on a string near a pipe and decided that must
be the doorknocker. She took the wrench and hit the pipe a couple of times.
After a moment, the
ladder came down and the top opened. Newkirk poked his head down. “Did you need
something luv?”
“There is a message
coming in on the radio.”
“Thanks. ‘Ay Kinch,
message coming in.” Newkirk moved aside so Kinch could pass.
Once in the tunnel, Kinch
rushed to the radio and put the headphones on. After a moment of scribbling he
looked at the note. Humm? I wonder why Tiger wants to meet with the Colonel
and LeBeau again at 2300. Oh well, it is none of my business.
HH HH HH
Hogan sat in the chair
patiently waiting for Hochstetter. Klink had moved back to his seat behind his
desk and did paperwork. Everyone jumped when the door flew open. “Glad to see
you can follow orders Klink.” Hochstetter walked into the room and slammed the
door shut.
“How nice to see you
Major. Did you finally catch that animal that…” Hogan greeted with a smile but
was cut off.
“Shut up Hogan. Klink, I
want to be left alone with Hogan while I ask him a few questions about his
whereabouts earlier.” Hochstetter pulled his gloves tighter on his hand and
made a fist.
“I am afraid I cannot do
that Major. As long as Colonel Hogan is in Luftwaffe custody, I must be present
during questioning. Besides, I can answer that question for you. He was in his
barracks the entire time.”
Hochstetter walked up to
Klink and with a sneer “How would you know? How many roll calls did you have
during the time in question?”
“I…I… Shultz!” Klink
yelled.
Shultz rushed into the
office. “Ja Herr Kommandant?”
“Shultz, did you do any
barrack checks since the Major left this morning?” When Hochstetter turned to
face Shultz, Klink gave Shultz a slight nod.
“I… um…” Shultz leaned
close to Hogan. “Did I?”
Hogan looked at Shultz
“Don’t tell me you already forgot about coming in there and harassing my men
with your constant counting? Every time we started to plan an escape, Sergeant
Shultz would come in and make my men stand in formation to be counted, which I
did protest and intend to file a complaint about.”
“I did? Oh I mean that’s
right. It is coming back to me. I did do a few barrack checks earlier. I most
defiantly did.” Shultz answered.
Hochstetter walked up to
Shultz. “Was everyone present?”
Shultz glanced at Hogan
for the answer. Hogan gave a slight nod. “Ja Her Major. All fifteen men were
present.”
“I doubt that.”
Hochstetter looked at Hogan. “Why did you rush into the barrack after I left
this morning?”
“In case you don’t remember
Major, it was cold and you had me standing outside all night. I wanted to hurry
up and get near the stove where it was warm.”
Hochstetter walked behind
Hogan and quickly put his arm around his throat choking him. “Tell me where
Sleeping Beauty is.”
Chapter 13: A Helping Hand
Klink stood up and walked
around his desk and stood beside Hochstetter. “Major that is enough! You will
release him this instant.” Klink demanded
“I will when I get
answers from him.” Hochstetter said through gritted teeth and tightened his arm
around Hogan's neck.
Klink glanced at Hogan
and saw the almost pleading look in his eyes. Was he pleading for air, for
Klink’s help or something else? Klink took a deep breath and grabbed
Hochstetter’s arm. “I said let him go now!”
Hochstetter let go of
Hogan and stared at Klink. “How dare you interfere with Gestapo questioning?”
“How dare you come in
here and harass a Luftwaffe prisoner without proof of guilt? Bring me some hard
evidence proving Colonel Hogan’s guilt and we will talk. Now is there anything
else you wanted?” Klink demanded.
Hochstetter looked down
at Hogan who was still catching his breath. “Klink I am only going to say this
once. This does not concern you and for you to stay out of it. After a few
moments of questioning him, I will have your proof. I am not leaving here until
he tells me where Sleeping Beauty is and how he was involved with her escape.”
In that instant, Klink
knew he had to play his ace. Without a word Klink went to his desk and picked
up the phone. “Fralein Helga please get General Burkhalter on the phone.” He
knew that Burkhalter did not like Hochstetter and as dispirit, as Hochstetter
was to get Hogan to talk, he would never go against a general. Wonder why he
will follow any other officer’s orders except mine?
Hochstetter ran over to
Klink and snatched the phone out of his hand “Cancel that call.” and hung it
up. “There is no need to involve the General. I will leave.” He walked toward
Hogan. “You will slip up one day and I will have you where I want you. The evidence
is out there to prove you are Papa Bear and I will find it. When I do, I will
be back to continue this conversation...” Hochstetter looked at Klink "And
no one will be able to stop me." He pushed past Shultz and stormed out of
the office.
Klink walked over to the
window and watched Hochstetter leave. “Sorry.” Klink said quietly.
Hogan stopped rubbing his
throat and stared at Klink. “Sorry for what?”
Klink took a deep breath
and looked Hogan in the eye. “Sorry for not doing that sooner.” Klink walked
behind his desk and sat down. “There is still a good chance that Hochstetter
will try to get me transferred or maybe even find a way to take over the camp.”
Hogan for once saw Klink
as a real human being. He saw the fear of what might happen to him because of
his humane action. “What are you going to do?”
“I am going to make a
report to General Burkhalter explaining how Hochstetter overstepped his bounds.
I am betting that General Burkhalter would rather have me running this camp and
not the Gestapo, so he will back me up.”
“If not?”
Klink gave a nervous
laugh. “If not, you better get use to being questioned by Hochstetter non-stop
or you better do better at escaping. With the Gestapo, you will only get one
try and you better succeed or else...” Klink let the sentence trail off. Hogan
didn't have to hear the rest. He has heard about those who try to escape from
the Gestapo and were caught. The Gestapo enjoyed making example out of people.
First they would humiliate them and then torture them to death in front of the
other prisoners. Very effective.
For a brief moment Hogan
thought about what life would be like with Hochstetter running the camp. The
thought sent a shiver down his spine. “Kommandant,” Hogan put as much feeling
as he could into that word. It sounded more like the way a friend would say it
instead of a prisoner to his jailer. “I will do what I can to help.” There
is no way that Klink could be that close to that picture without seeing that
microphone. I have a good feeling he isn’t as dumb as I first believed. I think
as long as his perfect record stays intact and nothing goes on that will get
him transferred, he will overlook a lot.
Klink smiled at Hogan. “I
know you will. Dismissed.” Hogan stood up and gave one of his better salutes
“Thanks.” and left.
HH HH HH
Kinch came up from the
tunnel and sat down at the table with the others. “Somethin’ wrong mate?”
Newkirk asked
Kinch just shook his head
and looked at LeBeau briefly. “Nothing. I just got a message for the Colonel,
that’s all.” Hogan walked into the barrack. “Message Sir.” Kinch handed Hogan
the letter.
Hogan read it and nodded
his head. “LeBeau be ready to go out tonight at 2300.”
“Oui Colonel.” LeBeau
responded handing him a cup of coffee.
Hogan took it and
motioned that he was going to have a team meeting in his office. When everyone
was situated and the door closed, he began. “I have reason to believe that
Klink has a general idea of what is going on around here.” He held up his hand
to quiet the men. “I don’t think he knows much or wants to know. In his office
he was staring at the picture we have the microphone in and didn’t say a word.
Even touched the picture right next to the microphone. I believe he knows it is
there. I also believe he knows that we have the capability to leave camp whenever
we want, but doesn't know how. I don’t have any solid proof, just my gut. For a
while I want things to lay low. No one leaves camp unless necessary. If he does
believe that, then he could set a trap.”
“What about us going out
tonight?” LeBeau asked.
“This is necessary. For
the next week or so we are going to act like regular POW’s. Any questions?” No
one raised their hand. “Good. Has Eva been fed?”
“Yes Sir.” LeBeau
answered.
“Kinch see if you can
arrange it so we can take Eva with us when we go out tonight.”
“Yes Sir.” Kinch
responded.
“Everyone is dismissed.”
Everyone walked out of
Hogan’s room with a look of confusion and all thinking the same thing. Is
Klink smart enough to set a trap? Newkirk thought back to all the dumb
things Klink had done over the years. Na, he would never be able to come up
with a clever enough trap to catch the gov’nor, at least not without help.
Kinch went down to the
tunnel and to the radio and made the call. A few minutes later Kinch was back
upstairs telling Hogan that all was a go for tonight.
HH HH HH
Hogan, Eva and LeBeau
crept through the woods to the rendezvous. Hogan’s senses were on high alert.
He had a feeling that someone was following them, but never saw or heard
anything out of the ordinary. Finally they made it to the farmhouse again.
Hogan motioned for Eva and LeBeau to remain behind while he checked things out.
As Hogan crept toward the
house, he thought he saw something move out of the corner of his eye. He
crouched down with his gun pointed in that direction and waited for a moment to
see if there was any more movement. Nothing. Jumpy Rob? There is nothing to
be jumpy about. Everything is just fine. Could this be Klink’s trap? Wait until
he has all the players and then close in?
One thing he has learned
over the years is to listen to his gut. Even though Klink setting a trap was a
possibility, his gut was telling him that he could trust him and that he would
not use the information he had or believe he had on Hogan to prove he is Papa
Bear unless he was pushed into that corner. Now was not the time, so he made
his way to the door and gave the secret knock. There was the response knock and
the door opened. “Where are the others?” Tiger asked.
Hogan gave the signal for
LeBeau to bring Eva. They ran quickly across the yard to the house and entered.
“Papa Bear, can you
please take Sleeping Beauty in the other room? I need to talk to LeBeau alone.”
Tiger asked. The sad look in Tiger's eyes told them that she did not have good
news, so they walked into the Kitchen and sat at the table.
A little bit latter they
could hear sobs coming from the living room.
Tiger entered the
kitchen. “I will take care of Sleeping Beauty and see to it that she makes it
to London safely. You take care of LeBeau.”
“How many?” Was all Hogan
asked.
Tiger had worked with
Hogan enough to know how he thinks and knew the whole question. “Two.”
Hogan nodded his head and
turned to Eva “Have a good safe trip.”
“Danke. You stay safe
also.”
Hogan looked into Tigers
eyes and then quickly glanced away. “Stay safe.” And walked into the living
room to get LeBeau.
Tiger looked to Eva and
at the door Hogan had just walked through. I have it figured out. He has
feelings for Sleeping Beauty and feels guilty about it. I can’t blame him
though she is pretty, but he doesn’t owe me anything. His heart doesn’t belong
to me. He is free to give it to whomever he wants. A smile appeared on her
face. That’s right and he has chosen to give it to me.
HH HH HH
Hogan sat beside LeBeau
“You going to be okay?” LeBeau nodded wiping away the tears. “I am sorry. If
there is anything I can do, please let me know.”
“Merci. I will be fine
thanks. At least they were able to rescue the majority of my family. Thank you
Colonel for doing this for me."
Hogan put his arm around
LeBeau. "That's what friends are for."
"It has been a long
day. Can we go?” LeBeau stood up and walked to the door. Hogan didn’t bother
saying good by and followed after LeBeau. He knew that LeBeau just wanted to be
alone to mourn his loss and rather do it back at camp.
Chapter 14: A New Kommandant?
Hogan and LeBeau walked
through the woods back to camp without so much as a peep. All the way back,
Hogan had the feeling again like they were being followed, but he never saw or
heard anything out of the ordinary. They crouched down on the edge of the woods
near the stump and waited for the searchlight to pass. As it did, it
illuminated an area of ground in front of LeBeau and what he saw shocked him.
He elbowed Hogan and pointed to the ground and waited for the light to pass
over it again.
When the light passed,
Hogan saw it. In the frozen ground was a large footprint: a large bare
footprint. A tree that was obscured by some bushes started to move as if
someone was holding it and shaking it. Hogan’s mind thought back to the time he
was in Arkansas and came across a similar situation. Just like then, he didn't
want to hang around and find out what was doing that.
Hogan motioned for LeBeau
to move down the tunnel as quickly as he could and Hogan was right on his
heals. Once Hogan closed the stump door, he tripped the latch and locked it;
“Just in case.” He said.
“Colonel, what do you
make of it?” LeBeau asked while changing into his uniform.
Hogan shook his head. “I
don’t know. The footprint could be from earlier since the ground has been
frozen all day and it could have been just a deer rubbing against the tree. To
be safe though, no one leaves this camp by themselves until further notice.”
Hogan put his uniform on and headed for the ladder.
LeBeau sat on the bunk
that was used for their guests. “Good night Colonel. If you don’t mind, I want
to stay down here for a while.”
Hogan shook his head.
“Stay as long as you like, just be topside for roll call. I am going to bed
though. If you need anything let me know.”
“Merci Colonel.” LeBeau
waited for Hogan to go up the ladder and then he pulled out a picture of his
parents and started to grieve.
HH HH HH
When Hogan made it
topside, the only sounds were the soft breathing and snoring of his men. A
smile appeared on his face. Back too normal. Now for some long deserved
sleep. Hogan went into his room and fell fast asleep.
HH HH HH
Hogan woke up for roll
call and stood in line in the freezing cold with everyone else. Shultz finished
his count and waited patiently for Klink to show up and demand a report. After
a few minutes, Hogan looked at his watch. It isn’t like Klink to be late for
roll call. “Hay Shultz, what gives? My men and I are freezing out here.”
Shultz shrugged his
shoulders and went to the kommandantur, but Klink wasn’t in there. He then went
to Klink’s quarters hoping that he was sick or overslept, but still nothing.
His bed showed no signs that Klink had even come back from going into town last
night. Shultz quickly rushed out to the guard at the front gate as he was coming
off of his shift.
“Anytime Shultz moves
that fast it means that something’s wrong and I don’t like it.” Hogan
commented. As Shultz started to hurry past him, he stopped him. “Something
wrong Shultz?”
“Kommandant Klink is
not anywhere to be found and he didn’t come back from town last night.” Shultz
answered out of breath.
A vehicle at the front
gate drew their attention. A captain stepped out of the truck and started to
walk toward Shultz. Hogan stood and watched as Shultz saluted the captain and
followed him to the back of the truck. After he looked in the truck, he fell to
his knees.
After a few moments,
Shultz finally stood and found his voice “All prisoners in the barracks now!”
Without a comment, everyone complied. Once inside, Hogan looked through the
periscope to watch what was going on. The truck pulled in front of the
infirmary and the rest they could not see. Hogan saw Shultz go the Kommandantur
and decided they better listen in. Everyone filed into Hogan’s office and Kinch
plugged the coffee pot in.
HH HH HH
“General Burkhalter,
this is Sergeant Hans Shultz from Stalag 13. I have bad news to report. Colonel
Klink was killed in a car accident.”
HH HH HH
Everyone’s mouths
dropped in shock. “That help explains things.” LeBeau commented
“It sure does.”
Hogan’s voice was filled with remorse.
HH HH HH
“Jawol, I will run the
camp until you arrive.”
Hogan and his men
looked at each other in disbelief. “What to we do?” Carter asked.
“We see what move the
Krauts make and pray the Gestapo don’t take control of the camp.”
As if on queue, Major
Hochstetter and a couple of trucks full of Gestapo pulled into camp followed by
General Burkhalter's car. “Carter are the tunnels wired to blow?” Hogan asked
not taking his eyes off of the show out front.
HH HH HH
Burkhalter and
Hochstetter were standing in the middle of the compound arguing
"Major, this is a
Luftwaffe camp and the Luftwaffe will run it. It is the Gestapo's job to catch
those who are not already locked up." Burkhalter stated
"I understand
your position and all, but it has been common knowledge that if something
happened to Klink, that the Gestapo would take over this camp."
Hochstetter defended
Burkhalter stood toe
to toe with Hochstetter and looked down at him. "Your eagerness causes me
to believe that you might of had something to do with Colonel Klink's death
just so you could try and take over this camp."
"General, I
assure you I had nothing to do with Klink's death."
"An investigation
will tell me the truth of what happened in that wreck." Burkhalter threatened.
A car pulling in the
front gate stopped the arguing and both men came to attention and saluted.
Neither one of them could see inside, but the flags on the car told them that
it was someone of great importance. The window went down slightly and a letter
was handed to Burkhalter.
Burkhalter opened the
letter and read it out loud "It has been determined by high command that
the Gestapo will assume full responsibility of Stalag 13. They are to un the
camp as they see fit without any interference from the Luftwaffe.
Signed..." Burkhalter's mouth dropped.
"Who signed the
order?" Hochstetter asked impatiently. Burkhalter handed him the letter.
When Hochstetter read the signature his mouth dropped opened also. He turned to
thank the man in the car, but the car had already left.
HH HH HH
“Tunnels are ready to
blow whenever you are ready boy... Um I mean Sir.” Carter bubbled
Hogan wasn’t sure what
was happening, but when saw Hochstetter get his evil grin and look toward
barrack two, his heart filled with dread. Doesn’t look like Burkhalter will be
able to help this time.
Before Hogan could say
anything about closing shop, the Gestapo entered the barracks. Hochstetter
smiled evilly at Hogan. “I have you now. Take off your jacket and shirt.” Hogan
just stood there and folded his arms across his chest. Hochstetter motioned for
a couple of guards to help Hogan with the removal. Hogan struggled but it was
no use. Hochstetter motioned for the guards to handcuff him next. “Now we can
finish our session without any interruptions.” And Hogan was drug to the
cooler.
“What do we do now
Kinch?” Carter asked when the Gestapo left, “We are not going to leave him
behind are we?”
“You know the
Colonel’s standing order.” Kinch answered He was thankful that Hogan put so
much faith in his abilities, but he hated making the tough decisions.
“Then you go mate. I
am stayin’ ‘ere to get the gov’nor out.” Newkirk said with defiance. “Besides,
I 'aven’t obeyed any of 'is orders thus far, why should I start.”
Carter shook his head.
“I am not going to set off the explosives while the Colonel is in camp.”
LeBeau stood as
straight and tall as he could. "I owe le Colonel and cannot abandon
him."
“If we make it out of
here alive, he will have to court martial all of us. I'll have to wait until
Hochstetter and the goons leave and then I will talk to the Colonel. Until then
we hold tight.” Kinch answered.
HH HH HH
It was nighttime when
Hochstetter and the guards left the cooler. With a heavy heart, Kinch went into
the tunnels and made his way to the cooler. He cracked open the secret door and
looked around.
The room was dark
except for a sliver of light coming in from under the door. In the dim light
Kinch saw Hogan’s still form lying on the floor. He hoped that Hogan was only
unconscious and quietly started to close the door.
“Why...still...here?”
Came Hogan’s weak voice.
“You’re awake.” Kinch
said in shock. “I forgot something.”
"What?"
Kinch cleared his
throat "Um you Sir. Me and the rest of the guys determined that we are not
leaving without you. We agreed to stick it out with you until the end. Besides
Carter said that he wouldn't blow the camp with you in it."
"I get...no
respect...as an officer." Hogan tried to say light heartedly.
Kinch bit his lip. He
was troubled by Hogan's condition. "Sir, we were wondering what the plan
is?"
Hogan thought a moment
and then quietly said, “Spread word…escape... tomorrow…night. Carter…blow…entire
camp.”
“Got it Colonel, what
time?”
“Wait…signal.”
Kinch could tell that
Hogan was in a lot of pain. He didn’t move the entire time he was in there.
“Will you be able to last that long?”
Hogan was silent for a
brief moment. “Have to.”
HH HH HH
The next day seem to
be the longest day of their lives. Carter and the gang worked at getting all
the buildings wired. The waiting for show time was driving the team crazy.
Hochstetter went into the cooler after breakfast and only came out to eat lunch
and dinner.
Newkirk tried to get a
card game going to take their minds off of the Colonel, but it didn't work. He
couldn't stand it any longer and went into the tunnels and headed to the cooler
to see what was going on.
HH HH HH
Hochstetter circled
Hogan flexing his hand. All of the punching was starting to make his hand
cramp. “Hogan, this is getting boring. Answer my questions, or I will have to
try other techniques.”
By now Hogan was
extremely weak. Hochstetter had not given him any food or water since he was
taken to the cooler. In a low voice he answered. “Hogan…Robert E…”
“Hogan, I have heard
that information so many times that I have it memorized. Guard, bring one of
the men from his barrack.” Hochstetter ordered
Hogan looked at
Hochstetter with determination in his eye and renewed strength. “Leave my men
alone. They have nothing to do with this.”
“Perhaps, but it might
help loosen your tongue.”
“One moment you tell
me to watch my tongue before someone removes it and now you are wanting me to
talk. Make up your mind.”
Smack! Hochstetter
delivered another punch “You see Hogan, I have found your weakness: your men.
After watching me question them for a while, maybe you will not be as smart
mouthed.”
Hogan felt his
strength drain as images of Hochstetter torturing his men came to mind. He had
to prevent that at all costs. He lowered his head in silence and swallowed
hard. After a moment, he lifted his head and looked into Hochstetter’s eyes.
Hochstetter saw a familiar look in Hogan’s eyes, however this is the first time
he had seen it in Hogan’s eyes. He had seen that look in many of the men when
he was through interrogating them. It was the look of a broken man. “If I tell
you what you want to know, you promise to leave them alone.”
Chapter 15: Operation Free Bird
Newkirk could not
believe his ears. Was Hogan really going to sell out the operation and himself
just to save his men from being tortured by a mad man?
HH HH HH
Hochstetter smiled
evilly. Could it have been this easy? “You have my word. Tell me Colonel, are
you Papa Bear and have you been conducting sabotage operations in this area?”
Hogan looked at the
ground and nodded his head and quietly said. “Yes.”
“Woo Hoo!” Hochstetter
yelled. “Tell me about your next mission.”
Hogan took a deep
breath. “Tonight… 2100. Bridge west of camp.”
Hochstetter was so
excited he was about to explode. This was better than he could ever hope for.
“Who all will be there?”
Hogan remained silent.
“Bring a man here.” Hochstetter ordered
“Just me.” Hogan
answered quickly. In a quieter voice “Just me.”
“Do you take me for a
fool? You cannot accomplish this by yourself. Who else will be there? How do
you get in and out of camp? Was Klink apart of it?”
HH HH HH
Newkirk listened to
answer his questions, but as far as he knew, there was no mission for tonight
except for escaping. This must be a wild goose chase to get most of the Gestapo
out of camp so we can escape. Way to go gov’nor!
HH HH HH
“Kink didn’t know. Near
the front gate… section of fence… ordered the men… rig fence… lifts up a foot.”
Hogan said trying not to focus on the pain
“Why doesn’t the other
men use it?” Hochstetter inquired.
“Ordered not to... If
they escape…Klink transferred…operation gone.” Hogan answered out of breath.
After Hogan was finished
talking, Hochstetter gave him a punch for good measure which laid Hogan on the
floor “If you are lying to me, you will watch me torture every man in your
barrack to death.”
Hogan staid on the floor
trying to conserve his strength and to get Hochstetter to believe that he
succeeded in breaking him. “I’m…not”
“Why are you now telling
me this?” Hochstetter inquired
“No more protection.
Nothing left…to fight with.”
Hochstetter smiled “I am
glad you finally see things my way.” Hochstetter left without another word.
Hogan heard the stone
move “Yes Newkirk?”
“I figured…well I was
wondering…” Newkirk didn’t know how to ask the question
“Spit it out Corporal.”
Hogan said with some annoyance.
“I was wondering if you
were going to need help during Operation Free Bird.”
Hogan turned his head to
look at Newkirk “Operation Free Bird?”
“That’s what Kinch named
it Sir.”
“No. Goons leave…wait
five then prisoners leave... Everyone gone…I call Hochstetter …He and men in
compound…Boom!
HH HH HH
At 2000 hours,
Hochstetter and a truck load of guards left camp. Kinch went to the cooler to
get Hogan, but found him in the tunnel in his uniform and cleaned up. “Wait
five minutes and then execute Operation Free Bird.”
“Um Colonel, how…” Kinch
started to ask but was cut off.
“I wasn’t in as much
pain as I let on.” Hogan said and then
walked down the tunnel that led to the explosives room.
When the five minutes
was up, Kinch motioned for the men to start moving out. The men as quickly and
quietly as possible moved out of the tunnel and into the woods. All had been
told to go to different locations for safety reasons. Hogan’s core group were the last ones in the tunnel.
“Why are you still here.
You were ordered to move out and that is an order.” Hogan said sternly.
“But Sir…” LeBeau
started but was cut off.
“No butt’s. I want you
up that ladder. I will meet you in London. I don’t want anyone here when
Hochstetter comes back.” Hogan walked down the tunnel now to the radio room.
The men looked at each
other dumbfounded and shrugged. “Orders are orders.” Kinch said and they all
left the tunnel.
Hogan sat at the radio
and in his best German voice said, “Stalag 13 calling Major Hochstetter.”
After a moment, Hochstetter responded, “I
thought I gave the order for radio silence?”
“Sir, the prisoners are
rioting and trying to escape. Blowing up the bridge was just a trick to help
the prisoners escape.”
Hochstetter turned red
and screamed. “I will be right ther!”
Hogan gave a hearty
laugh and shut down the radio. “Good by Home.” Hogan went through the tunnels
and into each barrack to make sure all prisoners were out of camp. When he was
satisfied that he was the only prisoner left, he went to the emergency tunnel
exit and climbed up the ladder. All he could do now was wait in the bushes for
Hochstetter to return.
Hogan didn’t have to
wait long. The two vehicles screeched to a halt in the middle of the compound.
Hogan opened the lid to the tree stump and pulled out a grenade. “Good bye
Major” Hogan yelled and pulled the pin and threw the grenade down the hole and
ran as fast as he could away from camp.
When the explosions
started he turned to watch. It was a bittersweet time. Stalag 13 had been
Hogan’s home for four years. During that time he made a lot of friends, even
some unexpected ones. Hogan came to attention and gave a proper military
salute. “Good bye Colonel Klink, and thanks.”
“Colonel” came a voice
from no ware “Colonel wake up. There is ten minutes to
roll call and there is a message from London.” Came the voice.
Hogan opened his eyes and
saw his men standing in his room staring at him. “Message from London Sir.”
Kinch handed him the message.
Hogan took the letter and
read it. “Glad to see Eva made it safely.”
Kinch handed Hogan another
piece of paper. “Another assignment Sir.”
Everyone did their best not
to show any emotion at the new assignment. “What does it say Colonel?” Carter asked
“Sleeping Beauty filled us
in on how you got her away from the Gestapo. It has been determined that we
have no other choice but to give you this new assignment. It has been brought
to our attention that we have been pushing you and your men too hard and all of
you are ORDERED to take a few weeks off.”
“Good to know our efforts
are finally appreciated.” Hogan said climbing out of bed.
HH HH HH
Hogan and his men were
standing in formation in front of the barracks. While Klink was giving one of
his speeches, Hogan’s mind drifted to his dream. He looked Heaven ward Thanks
Lord for letting it be just a dream. Please keep protecting Klink and us so we
will not have to find out what this camp would be like under Gestapo control. When Klink had finished his speech and
dismissed the prisoners, they heard “Waaaaarrrrah” and froze in place.
“Hurumph” Klink shook his
fist at the woods and stomped his foot before he went into his office.
Hogan turned to Kinch. “I
thought I said that you could stop playing that recording when we got Sleeping
Beauty. Oh I have been meaning to ask you, how do you get it to play when no
one is down there to play it?”
The men looked at each
other. Kinch answered, “That wasn’t our recording. When I went to put the
recording away when we got back and you were in Klink’s office, I tripped and
broke it. I thought the meeting with Tiger might have been to have the
underground help with the sound making. I also don’t have a device for playing
the record with no one around.”
Hogan shook his head “No
the visit was personal…Not that kind of personal.” Hogan defended the stares he
received
“Well Sir, if that wasn’t
our recordin’ and not the underground’s, then what was it?” Newkirk asked
“I don’t know.” Hogan
answered. Everyone stared toward the
woods, each wondering if there was really a Sasquatch in their area or someone
just playing a joke. Hogan faced back to his men and put his arms around Kinch
and LeBeau “Don’t worry about. Now come on men and lets start enjoying our well
deserved vacation!”
Text and original characters copyright 2006 by Misty Jezierski
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