What's Next
To: Captain Dingle, Supply
From: Colonel Wilhelm Klink, Kommandant
- I am still waiting on information on the Gonkulator. General Burkhalter has assured me that WebStalag13 has the necessary top secret clearances.
- A request to the Red Cross for more material for the Rec Hall. The prisoners are getting restless, as there are only a few phonograph records for them to occupy themselves. I hear there are more WebStalags out there, so you should gather the links to them and put them here for reference. The prisoners have a right to know how conditions are in the other WebStalags.
- The officers mess has lately been, well, a mess. There's been nothing but sauerbraten and potato pancakes for the last year. I'm requesting more supplies for the Kantine so that the menu can be updated.
